figgy v. nickel
aka: fuck around & find out – fiduciary for dummies™
584 a.2d 69
(md. 1991)
filed under:
shit you’d think you wouldn’t have to explain in professional school but here tf we are…
[y’all too busy out here “networking?” lolllll k.]
➔ facts:
husband + wife: “pls save our marriage”
therapist = “here to help 😇”
also therapist = “bet” → immediately slides into wife’s dms
husband still paying for couple’s counseling
while therapist is prepping for—
the bachelor: breach edition: collecting marital secrets + wife’s heart
zero disclosure, infinite cringe
loyalty = “nah”
ethics = ✌️
➔ rule (aka fiduciary duty for ppl who were chronically absent during orientation)
undisclosed loyalty shift = fiduciary breach.
“but we didn’t fuck!” congrats, still illegal.
betrayal is the breach, my dude.
confidential info used for vibes or validation = intentional emotional distress
brah, this isn’t a frat—
it’s a fiduciary dipshit.
[yikes.]
➔ issue:
can you play impartial party while actively plotting on a client’s spouse & still call it fiduciary duty?
➔ holding:
court: lol girl no — ⚡ breach + iied ⚡
(no sex tape needed. just vibes, deceit, and a stupid amount of audacity)
🖤 that’s the starter pack. 🖤
➔ 2025 compare & contrast for the clowns
finance-adjacent pick-me. 🫡
risked. it. all. 🔥
🚗 cashping to hubby < 24 hrs post-ER
wifey photos looking like ☠️🔩⚡️🧟♂️
lol bringbring lol ft lol textextext
policies = poof
figgy in 1991: this is outrageous
ugly people in 2025: white-collar felony meets lifetime movie meets federal court.
LOL. nice move, babe. 🖤
court needed one private liaison to go defcon-1
but 2025’s giving:
💰 digital money trail
🩸 punching pregnant women
📵 paid policy = block + vanish mode
🧷 postpartum pingpingping “hiii”
👶 a whole fucking baby
⚡ corporate = yeah lol girl no—“awkward, w/ ur legal hubby, am i right?!?”
are you dumb? short answer: absolutely.
➔ final takeaway (aka stop playing with me):
fiduciary duty ≠ “lol but i’m like a cool girl.”
pick neutrality or pick the circus.
if you pick chaos, the law picks ✨ consequences. ✨ lol.
congrats on turning “awkward” into actionable.
🚗 emoji.
✌️😌
