how i “found out” my husband had a whole-ass texas girlfriend 🤠✨🤪
aka:
the tragic timeline of how i “found out”
my estranged husband
had a whole-ass girlfriend
living in texas
playing house with him—
while i was
holding it down alone,
in hiding,
on missing food stamps,
with our newborn.
—
and somehow???
i’m the issue???
girl.
let’s begin.
⭐🤠🐂
—
✦ august 2025
bro gets released on ⭐felony bond⭐
literally
immediately after release?
my guy is full-on stalker mode.
on some straight
some intimidate the witness shit.
…
as in:
instead of laying low
like someone charged with
domestic violence + strangulation,
a whole burner account
shows up in my DMs with:
✨you remind me of anthony v.✨
👉🙄👈
like.
what??
be serious.
my father.
my father, babe.
a man only one person
on earth references
like it's an abusive secret code.
so now
i’m being dm’d either by him…
or someone lodged so far up his ass
she’s sending messages
from his fucking spleen.
✨🇨🇱✨
either way:
i didn’t find them.
they found me.
on purpose.
✦ aug–oct = pure digital crackhead energy.
y’all
so now—
this burner is:
🤠 replying via meme to every post
🤠 mimicking my captions
🤠 watching my stories at olympic-level speeds
🤠 following like five people total — him + the texas homewrecking ecosystem
🤠 acting like i’m the one obsessed
while they’re basically
standing outside my window
with a goddamn boom-box.
🤘
and me?
bro. i’m in colorado.
leave me alone.
i’ve got
diapers.
law school homework.
restraining orders.
zero sleep.
gaining trauma.
and YO.
i still don’t know she exists.
👁️🤫✨
✦ oct 24, 2025 — the fuck????
i post about the burner because…
bro…
what the fuck.
and suddenly
my fbi-coded bestie texts me like:
“girl… there are PHOTOS. your man is couch-hopping again.”
—
and i’m sitting there:
✨ “OMGGGG WHAT???”
✨ “WHO???”
✨ “IM CONFUSED.”
✨ ”TEXAS???”
✨ “lmfao is this real life???”
so to recap
i discovered this
in real time
like a goddamn
baby deer stepping
into fucking traffic.
up to that moment?
i had never:
❌ dm’d her
❌ stalked her page
❌ searched her name
❌ clicked her followers
❌ creeped around his texas life
❌ known she existed on this fucking earth
like genuinely
she could’ve been
a goddamn hologram
or a fucking fever dream.
🤡⚡️
lol
nah i wish
but suddenly—
FUCKING plot twist—
the side chick is a whole criminal arc.
✦ LATER — THIS LUNATIC DIRECTLY CONTACTS ME
i post censored screenshots—
of this clown-ass duo
that’s been openly
stalking and harassing me
FOR MONTHS
like,
no kid faces,
no threats,
no tags—
just acknowledging
the burner harassment
and the fact that my husband
is apparently living an alternate life in texas.
🙃😊🏠
but WAIT WAIT WAIT.
bro.
this actual
fake-emo gremlin
rolls up on my account
INSTANTLY.
nah like—
this crazy ass chick
then pulls
an immediate threat:
“lol two police reports
have already been filed against you.
tread carefully”
LMAOOO BABE????
she literally
submitted
her knowledge of
the dv,
the felony bond,
and the goddamn restraining orders
as fucking “evidence.”
like miss girl really said:
lemme go ahead and document
my own crimes for the archive.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
and then?
she fucking escalates.
yo.
this chick goes
absolutely
fucking
feral
and starts reporting me
goddam everywhere
like defending my husband
is her actual paid career:
✨ cops
✨ my school
✨ anonymous reports to ethics committees
✨ full on cyber stalking across platforms
✨ documenting multiple times a day
✨ gets her friends to report too!!!
(like—
her texas fam
also
files false reports
after literally
seeking me out,
commenting directly
on my socials—
calling me a liar
directly
referencing
the criminal charges…
…
AKA
third-party contact 💫
wait for it…
to
harass
and intimidate me
the same fucking day
my hubby
got out
on felony fucking bond.
👏👏👏👏👏
congrats yo.
we are
checking ALL those
criminal elements.)
holy fucking shit.
—
girl.
she is on a goddamn mission:
🔥 sending in her full name.
🔥 full contact info.
🔥 my actual location.
🔥 my website.
🔥 my socials.
🔥 my minute-by-minute updates.
🔥 everything short of a notarized fucking confession.
meanwhile???
i’m in goddamn colorado
wiping fucking pureed sweet potato
off the fucking wall.
—
wait.
but then!!!!!!!
she obviously
can’t help herself—
AND ties ALL her statements
✨directly✨ to the man who is:
✔ under a final restraining order from nj
✔ under a colorado felony bond
✔ prohibited from ANY indirect contact
✔ not allowed to harass, stalk, intimidate, or send proxies
…the fuck…
are we doing??????
ok.
but
what
does
she
actually
do?
🙏 monitors me obsessively
🙏 dm’s me to threaten me
🙏 comments directly on my socials
🙏 files multiple reports to intimidate me
🙏 tracks my content daily
🙏 contacts my school
🙏 coordinates with his burner
🙏 provides commentary on all my legal matters
🙏 admits fucking awareness of my restraining order!!!!!!!!!
🙏 tries to damage my education + safety
🙏 escalates to institutions she shouldn’t even know exist
…
yoooooo.
what?????????
wake me the fuck up.
THIS
IS
WHY
PEOPLE
DO
NOT
REPORT
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
dumb fucking bitch.
you are the whole goddamn problem.
you are so obsessed w a man.
that you can’t fucking see straight.
and girl!
that’s my actual legal-ass husband.
who even are you?????
lmfao.
this girl created a
federal fucking powerpoint
of her own violations.
🧠💥🏆
this isn’t
“worried citizen vibes.”
nope.
this is—
“lol! girl!
i bonded him out
and now we’re
tag-teaming your trauma
with a shared fucking ipad.
hehe, i just love him so much!
we’re like…a real family!!!”
🤯
—
omg.
and legally?
…
this is EXACTLY
what goddamn
restraining orders
and bond conditions
mean when they say:
buddy—NO
🧚♀️ third-party harassment.
💖 proxy contact.
🌈 indirect intimidation.
🦄 surveillance.
✨retaliation against a protected party.✨
what.
the.
fuck.
yo—
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
💖🥰💞
i didn’t do
a goddamn thing
but
fucking breathe,
pay our co-signed loan,
manage the debt,
raise our baby…
alone—
and
carry
all
the
goddamn
responsibility.
👇🥰✨
shit.
the whole timeline
is literally just:
🕊️ him gets out of jail→
🕊️ burner appears →
🕊️ stalking escalates →
🕊️ girlfriend joins in →
🕊️ girlfriend loses her entire fucking mind →
🕊️ launches a campaign of numerous false reports.
…
i’m talking about it
because i’m surviving it.
so.
short answer,
minimal reading:
honey.
the call is always
coming from inside
the dirty-ass texas house.
