pick-me pathology threat index: severe risk 💥

this is purely
for my own
fucking safety diagram.
mapping out
the potential fucking
immediate threats.
like—
could this shit get
any more fucking ludicrous?

🍿🤡📺

this goddamn
fucking fantasy read.
the kind of plot twist
i wouldn’t even believe
if you handed me the script.
but these people?
are dumb enough
to do this shit.

🧂🧂🧂

ok. so—

can you.
fucking.
imagine.

💀

if this bitch
was actually
so fucking sufficiently dense
to hop a plane
or drive her crusty ass rental
down to texas
to go bond this wife-beater out?

lol. nah.

but i guess—
we shall see
in the fucking court docs.

🤫📱👤

because seriously,
fucking ominous—
really visualize that shit.

🎬✨

the corporate side chick.
the alleged insurance fraud co-pilot.
ivy league delulu princess.
the woman who’s been ghost-stalking me
from her overpriced nyc apartment
like a fucking obsessed inheritance-goblin.

but day of release? 🏛️🛻💨📍🛫

poof—
nyc pings vanish.
texas lights the fuck up.
same fucking day
my felon-adjacent husband
gets discharged from fucking county.

🪄💥👻

BRO. fucking picture it.
(shit better be a fucking joke)

…

she rolls up to county jail
thinking this is her moment.
her ride-or-die era.
like this is the love story
she’ll tell their grandkids
after she erases the part
where he beat his pregnant wife
and got arrested for being
the fucking clown of the year.

she’s standing there,
holding his shit in a plastic bag,
probably smirking like
“look at me, babe.
i’m the real one.”

💀💀💀💀💀💀

meanwhile—
it’s giving
desperate enough
to potentially
sign fraudulent insurance docs
at your corporate desk,
desperate enough
to ping his ass money
and financially cut out
the lawful fucking wife—
desperate enough
to ignore a literal lawsuit
with your fucking name in it
just to keep the fantasy alive—
babe.

no.
for fucking real—
i hope i’m kidding.
but so far?
ehhhhh,
shit looks bad.

shit’s been looking
really fucking bad.

🤰🥊💥💀💰💰

because
this is not cute.
this is not romantic.
this is lethal pathetic.
this is
“bury the body, burn the clothes,
lie to the feds”
pathetic.

🗣️ this is scary-as-fuck levels of pathetic.

✨👤💋💸🔪🩸☠️✨

because if you’ll go this far?
you’re not just
a dumb bitch.
you’re dangerous.
you’ve already decided
the only way to win
is to double down on losing.

so yeah—
can you imagine?
i can.
and it’s fucking alarming.
and goddamn terrifying.
and so on brand
for a cunt
(in an english accent for impact)
whose whole personality
is being the goddamn second choice
and pretending
it’s a fucking peak.

and it
scares the fucking
shit out of me.

because babe,
who is really
bankrolling my
broke-as-shit
fucking probable
felon-level hubby?
while i’m
hopping dark locations
with a fucking baby?

💸👤💋🤝👤💸

because his mom?
never had enough
to send food, electricity,
or fucking childcare money (!)

—so who the actual fuck?

🤫❤️‍🔥💸🚶💨

(…let’s hope to god his fucking auntie)

ok. let’s do that.

because—
better not
catch yourself
in a geo-tag;
a money-movement
you can’t fucking explain.

like, oh my fucking god.

y’all. 😭😭😭

who knows,
to what level
of absolutely fucking
absurd-grade fuckery
this shit really is?

yo.

🚊🤸‍♀️

this is not a love story.
this is a case study in
mutually-assured-fucking-destruction.
this is
the kind of shit
that makes forensic profilers
sit the fuck up and
light a fucking cigarette
mid-interview.

because look.
if you’ll allegedly:
— funnel money to a married man through venmo
— commit blatant policy fraud
— engage in ongoing absolute fiduciary fuckery
— watch his pregnant wife post bruises and abuse updates

and still stay locked-the-fuck-in?

👀🔪🩸😭

then in fucking ✨theory✨
you would most fucking definitely:
— bail him out
— run to him when y’all’s story blows the fuck up
— be the one holding the fucking bag 💰💰

while he “lays fucking low”

nah, you couldn’t have.
because if you did?

if you are or have been—anywhere fucking near him?

you’re not just stupid.
you’re complicit.
you’re not just risking it all.
you’re setting fire to it
and posing for the fucking flames.

💀🫠🧯🔥🪦🕵️‍♀️

and hey—
all this guessing?
this is exactly fucking why:

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

i needed a fucking disclosure.

⚖️📄✍️🙃

because when
the court docs drop?
if your name’s
anywhere near
the same location
as his fucking bullshit?
you can’t scream
“i didn’t know.” 🤥

you did.
you just didn’t fucking care.

🙉📢

and that’s not fantasy,
babe.
that’s frightening pick-me pathology.
and that shit’s fucking disturbing.

🌹🧠🔪💀