“your honor, they can eat shit: everyone knew”

baby.
the actual wildest shit?
this was not a secret.

like,
the funniest fucking part
about watching those
goddamn liars in court?
they really had the fucking audacity,
the motherfucking balls—
to stand there like no one knew.
psych—guess the client
didn’t fill you
the fuck in.

so newflash motherfuckers:
as if i didn’t roll
into the fucking hospital
for a fucking c-section—
with two black eyes.
as if no one fucking asked.
as if
my own friends
didn’t side-eye
the shit out of me
and say,
“that doesn’t look
like you fell down the stairs.”

DING DING DING

✨ motherfucking winners ✨

because yeah—
i told the stair story.
in the ER.
because i knew the cops
weren’t going to protect me.
because i was on my own,
with a 67-year-old mother
on fucking facetime,
bleeding out
mid-fucking-assault,
while my stepdad watched
in motherfucking real time.
yeah, they knew.
my hubby knows
they fucking knew.

baby—
this was a
regular,
ongoing—
conversation
once we relocated.

💫

because when my family
asked me point blank,
“did he punch you?”
lol, yeah bitches
i told them the truth.
because i knew.
this motherfucker was
not fucking around.

homicide was on the horizon. 💫

babe—
i knew i wasn’t crazy.
i knew i wasn’t wrong.
yo—i could barely fucking walk.
so,
i knew i had enough
fucking proof
even with the victim-blaming
absolute dogshit—
that when the time came,
i could stare a sheriff
dead the fuck
in the face and say,
“fuck off, get me the DA.”

so for you
to walk into court
now
like,
“she’s fucking lying…”
bitch, shut the fuck up.
babyboy (!)—
there’s half a state
full of motherfucking people
that knew the depths of your crimes
before they even signed the goddamn warrant

and you know that.

babe—

💡 you confessed.

many.
fucking.
times.

💡 you repented.
💡 you fucking begged.
💡 you enrolled in more counseling.
💡 you got on those meds.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

sweetheart—
you took ownership,
and i really thought
you were
fucking growing.

🌱

babe, we were there.

so yo homie—
i know you have that
”gi joe ivy league degree”
but stop insulting everyone’s intelligence.

and while we’re here—
northwestern fucking mutual.
you thought it was funny as hell
to tell me,
after i became your client,
after he drained my lifesavings,
after the constant contact,
after i paid for your bullshit—
that the weirdo-below-mid-level-chick
my abusive husband
talked to non-fucking-stop,
the one
who made
everyone
fucking uncomfortable,
the one
glued to his
fucking phone
seemingly
our entire fucking marriage—
that she was in
a “close, awkward,
personal relationship” with him?

💫

LMFAO.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

you thought that
was fucking funny?
listen.
nobody laughed.
not my friends.
not my family.
definitely not fucking me.
because attention dipshits—
if anyone
had known
he had dual loyalty
to that annoying-ass
-zero-fucking-boundaries chick?
while begging
for fucking forgiveness?
for beating my goddamn ass,
to some little creepy obsessed
coworker fixation
he openly paraded the fuck around,
under the guise of
motherfucking professionalism—
he would’ve been
gone instantly.
kicked the fuck out.
evicted from my fucking life.
and i wouldn’t
have had to burn
through three
more fucking moves
ducking homicide—
and tens of thousands
of fucking dollars
just to survive
with the goddamn
war hero.

🇺🇸🎖️💥🥊👑🫡

you are true assholes.

because yo:
you hid that shit.
you concealed it.
you slapped her name
on my fucking accounts
like it was a “professional”
fucking relationship.
giggled as she texted
my legal fucking husband—
smirked as you
fucking told me about it,
and you created
a monster of a situation
you couldn’t even begin
to fucking handle.

🗣 so let’s go there:

→ criminal cases?
way harder to prove than civil ones.
so ask yourself—

→ do you think they extradite someone
on a two-year-old felony warrant
if they don’t think
they can fucking win?

nah, baby.
→ you’re fucking tripping.
those lawyer’s are really feeding
you some hero bullshit, aren’t they?
you clearly don’t know
the fucking DV system at all.

💡

babe—
you don’t get this far,
unless they got mad proof.

and baby, you know they do.

🗣🗣🗣

because it happened,
and you fucking know that.
better than fucking anyone.

so sweetie,
good luck with that.

i’ll see all of you in fucking hell.

🇺🇸 🦅🔥