to my husband’s tag-team of abuse-enabling attorneys: you’re fucking liars. full stop.
i watched you,
lie to a fucking judge.
like you ain’t even
take a goddamn
peek at the fucking file.
like?
were y’all serious up there?
the defendant:
manually strangled his pregnant wife—
you go:
🇺🇲 war
🇺🇲 combat
🇺🇲 sergeant
🇺🇲 hero
🇺🇲 columbia
lmfao.
even the goddamn judge—
was like,
yeah bro,
nice argument,
the army ranger, 🇺🇲
v. third trimester
waddling chick
puking, in fucking socks.
classic imagery.
you really—
drive that fucking point
home, my dude. 💀💀💀
lol though—
fucking morons,
one standing there—
defending this wife-beater
full chest out—
like he personally
hung a purple fucking heart
on this motherfucker’s dick.
the other?
just fucking there
to say nothing,
and look dopey—
apparently.
hope no one paid these fucking fools.
since you know—
the war hero,
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅‼️‼️
defrauded his wife,
while punching her
in the fucking head,
9 months pregnant,
and then abandoned them
on fucking food stamps,
so they could pay,
your dumb,
illiterate asses,
who obviously,
didn’t even read
the fucking case file:
🇺🇸 🦅
so let’s do it:
motherfuckers.
january 15, 2024 — boulder
38 weeks pregnant.
er intake.
coorelating tro report.
photos.
timestamps.
medical records.
fucking punches,
to the goddamn skull—
but you?
up here like:
lol judge—
my client didn’t “punch her.”
nah you joker,
he tried to murder me
and our unborn daughter—
you fucking fools.
you, counselor?
seriously—
bro,
did you even open the fucking file?
yo, seriously.
don’t worry,
i kept a notebook 💫
of every lie you said
and the documents that
refute each and every
fucking one.
i can cite page/line.
your greatest hits of bullshit.
🤡🎪🔥
welcome to the two-counselor clown town:
🗣 “he voluntarily stopped communications in october 2024.”
💀 → yeah, if voluntary means the fucking TRO hit.
that’s not character; that’s court order—can you say
fucking context? like were you serious with that?
🗣 “he follows every order.”
💀 → zero weekly child support paid
since 2024. you know—the one that
was ordered by the fucking nj courts—
what order is that?
🗣 my client is a fucking role model—
yet claims “no employment” on court docs
since the fucking biden administration.
💀 → lol, didn’t you know?
your client told a nj court
zero income,
while venmoing me that
he most definitely
works in a
fucking school district—
confirmed by his own mommy,
all while
an active
warrant
is out
for a
pending
strangulation of a pregnant woman charge.
💫 perjury is not a personality trait, am i right?
(btw losers,
he absolutely fucking did that shit—
both hands around my throat) 🇺🇸 🦅
🗣 “combat hero / columbia.”
💀 → bro—
is this the miss universe pageant?
calm the fuck down.
seriously,
wtf are you even talking about?
irrelevant. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅‼️‼️ ???
strangulation of a pregnant wife
isn’t cured by a “sick resume.”
lol. nice one though.
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
also, dipshits—
it just proves
he was overqualified
to fucking murder my ass.
my goddamn notice:
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
stop
fucking
lying
to the goddamn judge.
your repudiations
put you on the wrong side
of rule 3.3 (candor),
rule 4.1 (truthfulness),
and the state equivalent of rule 11.
keep repeating
provably
false statements
and i will totally
and joyfully—
write to every single motherfucker on earth to:
✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
✨ move for sanctions and fees,
✨ file a bar complaint for your egregious misrepresentation of the facts,
✨ seek judicial notice of the record,
✨ and make sure everyone knows exactly which blatant bullshit—
is coming
directly
out
of both y’alls
crazy-ass-lying
we-support-blatant-attempted-femicide
loving fucking mouths.
you’re not gunna get—
me or my fucking daughter killed
for your lil
✘ war-hero
✘ wife-beater
✘ sad-boi
tribute.
🌈✨🫡
nah.
not for me.
not today you—
dumb-ass legal demons.
i mean—
what an absolutely
garbage-ass use
of a fucking law degree.
help people?
lol nah,
free the dude
that punches
pregnant women.
⚖️😈✊🏻
my guy?
hasn’t sent
fucking food money
for his kid
since 2024,
but this dude’s got
$50,000
up
for fucking bond
to walk 3 days early?
and pay again?
LMFAO.
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
fucking hero.
and a retainer
for you two?
tweedle-dee
and tweedle dumb fuck?
and fucking travel?
LMFAO.
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
cute. fucking cool.
billable hours
don’t beat evidence,
while we’re on
fucking food stamps,
for his 6 month
fucking failure—
to pay
any
goddamn
court-order
fucking child support.
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
(💭💭💭
side-note:
hey—
don’t they
throw you
in jail
for that shit?)
💀🇺🇲
rights to
a third party—
to see his kid?
🎪✨
LMFAO,
y’all do know…
✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
there’s a fucking
mandatory list 💫
before this dude
can even get
visitation—
right?
(and look—
i want my kid—
to have a dad,
i don’t relish in his
lack of fucking effort)
but hey (!!)
he hasn’t so much
as goddamn
🔥 called
🔥 facetimed
🔥 sent fucking morse code
to his kid
🔥🔥🔥🔥
in
any
form
since fucking
october.
despite
an open
fucking
line
directly—
from me to his mom,
until the warrant hit.
L O L.
👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼
y’all are fucking crrraaazzzy, out here.
seriously,
did y’all actually
get paid (!!)—
for this shit?
while he left us
with all the bills
and a mountain of debt?
lol. wow.
that ain’t me.
y’all are the ✨actual problem✨
i mean.
jesus fucking christ
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
you are fucking lying—
straight to the mfk’ing judge.
so say it again—
on the record—
that i’m lying.
i’ll bring the fucking binder,
the timestamps,
the screenshots,
the charge list,
and the oxygen you’ll need
when this blows the fuck back.
✨so again, please—
🗣 stop fucking lying,
for a dude
that punched
a pregnant woman
so many times
she delivered
with
TWO FUCKING
BLACK EYES.
FUCK YOU.
if we die—
i will haunt you two,
lying—
dumb fucks,
forever.
💀
and
bro—
i will never
not be present
for a fucking hearing—
ever again.
to listen y’all talk
fucking straight
bullshit—
through a fucking screen.
🏈🍔🎖️🇺🇲🦅
nah, say that shit to my fucking face.
