i know we mocked you about it but we also didn’t see shit
seems normal.
—
so.
why it
feels like drugs.
✨ he starts at #2 in the class.
✨ she’s #1.
✨ he makes zero sales by november.
✨ still zero by december.
✨ i’m pregnant. working. hemorrhaging money.
✨ my husband and his cubicle wife are “hanging out” at her crib DAILY?????
✨ cash advances in $100 increments from the credit card.
(aka blow debit card™ era begins)
✨ he’s spiraling.
she’s…still…thriving??
she’s clear enough, to be on top of those sales??
giving my husband little kickbacks??
for being a good boy?
so…
clearly not addicted
or punching pregnant women.
and meanwhile???
the fucking supervisor
is like
“hey brandon, babe, can you come in all week??”
lmfao
…FOR WHAT PURPOSE.
what is he doing there??
he’s got no clients,
no sales,
no progress,
no stability
but they keep saying come in.
why?
to get high?
to distract him from his wife?
to keep him in a desperate chick’s orbit
long enough
to collapse his marriage
and make her feel important?
because if he’s made no money
but has daily access
and the #1 rep
is also mysteriously available
off hours,
outside the office,
in her APARTMENT?!
like… fucking HELLO?
are we not
gonna intervene
when the ex-military guy
with a TBI
looks like
he’s actively detoxing
on the fucking sales floor???
this man
was functionally disassociating
and she was just…
bringing him home
like a fucking combat Tamagotchi.
“haha come over babe
i made dip
and i might give u a handjob
in between coke lines <3”
like WHAT???
how was this a job?
but…ZERO SALES.
WHOLE ASS PREGNANCY.
and then
you layer in the fact that like…
every woman in that office
was tragically mid as hell
like,
not even respectably messy
just chaotic
LinkedIn bachelorettes
who acted like
being near
a new dude
was a fucking personality type
and yeah.
100% right.
he probably did make out
with more than ten of them.
because that man
was spiraling.
he was broke,
high,
unwashed,
and objectified by a room
full of women
who thought “mentor” meant
“emotional support sex worker.”
(and maybe—
rich white girl w a yayo plug
and a local apartment!!)
and let’s be clear—
this is not a “he said/she said.”
this is a regulatory crisis.
because if the firm
let him get groomed,
used,
manipulated,
and co-signed into collapse,
then they’re complicit.
every manager who saw it and said nothing?
every rep who watched him rot and called it “awkward”?
every woman who used proximity to him
to feel powerful, maternal, important, wanted—
they’re all part of the fucking pipeline.
nah.
flip the whole thing.
drag fucking everyone.
🧌
you took advatange of
a combat vet in recovery—
and his pregnant wife.
