congrats bitch, you got mouth herpes for what ⚠️🍆🍑🦠🔥☠️

subtitle: ☣️ when you wanted my man so bad you got a disease & below average dick ☣️

—

🦠🔬bro.
these bitches
are dirty
and not like
fun dirty.
like fucking contagious.

let me
break this down
because i’ve really sat with it
and the only
word that comes
to mind is
fucking
foul.

😷☠️🏥

like not just
“you fucked my husband” foul
not just
“you helped him hide coke in the carseat” foul
not even
“you sent him venmo during my third trimester” foul
nah,
this
is
fucking microbial.

🧪💨☠️

you had the audacity
to crawl behind my shadow
on your knees,
drooling for just
a goddamn second
of some self fucking worth—
just to slobber on the same man
who was unable to steer a vehicle—
and still applying for
the fucking
army reserves
high off my fucking student loans?

🐍

bitch
the level of desperation
is fucking spiritual.
shit needs to be studied.
y’all just wanted to be able to say:
“i touched what she had.”
like a toddler
putting a fork in a fucking outlet.
you knew it
would fucking hurt
and you did it anyway—
like a dumb bitch.

🔥🔥

and the part
that is straight-up nasty???
these women really watched me—
watched me pregnant.
watched me fucking thrashing.
watched me picking up
the pieces of my own fucking life
and said:

“i’m gonna go down on the guy who caused that.”
and somehow
they thought
that would make them… better?

no babe.
you’re not the main character.
you’re the reason
we all
have to get
fucking screened,
after daddy relapsed again.

🪰🪰🪰

i look back
at that fucking trailer
like did he sleep on
a mattress
where five different mouth-borne diseases
lingered on his sweaty ass,
awkward fitting tee?
bro.
i might have
thirdhand HPV
from this fucking clown.
i should’ve burned the trailer.
fumigated that shit.
hit the whole fucking
zip code with antibiotics.

like bro.
was i unknowingly sleeping on the
B.alding
P.oor
L.oser

😷🍆🍑🦠

northeast tour ‘23-’24
commemorative disease spreader bedframe?
you mean to tell me
i got trauma
while he got:
fucking oral warts from women
who couldn’t
even fucking fake
a “boundary”
if their goddamn life
fucking depended on it??

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🔥🔥

omg.
i’ve seen these pick-me pussies
so tweaked—
try to square up to me
while i was nine months
fucking pregnant—
the layover tour.
i could smell her
five fucking feet away.

bro.
get the goddamn hazmat team.
get a priest.
get a fucking CDC field unit.

like babe
you needed validation
that fucking bad
you risked full-blown tonsil rot
off the backwash of my marriage?

that’s not competition.
that’s unsupervised lab work.

🦠🦔

and now?
i gotta sit here,
post-trauma,
post-lies,
post-multiple venmo transfers,
post-funky ass smell coming off him—
and realize
i was unknowingly skin-to-skin adjacent
with half the fucking tristate area.

ew. 😦

y’all didn’t
just fuck my husband.
you did it with conviction
like it was community service.
and you all love to share.

and here i am
still testing clean
still ten toes down
still mother of his only child
still fucking standing.

🧪 but—

…can't say the same for y’all.

💀👩🏼‍🔬🦀

been
testing
”dirty af“
for fucking years.
but babe,
somewhere out there
is a text box
full of crusty-nostrils,
half-gagged,
skin sagging,
ain’t been snatched
since high school
(if ever)
silently rotting women
who all know they had a turn
and not a one of them
can look me in the fucking eye.

🪖💀⚠️️

i’d be ashamed too, babes.

it’s wild.
y’all watched me build a life,
carry a child,
clean the fucking mess,
and you said
omg.

“lemme put my mouth on that.”

yo. 🙅‍♀️

fucking dirty.
diseased.
disgusting.

and you’re proud?
girl you didn’t get a man,
you got a case of strep
funky ass breath—
and a man who can’t remember your name
when he’s off a fucking bump.

congrats.
you sucked
and snorted your way
to the bottom of
the fucking trash can
and still couldn’t get fucking picked.

🪲😑🤷‍♀️