this month’s “lol i can’t pay that shit” list

babe—
shit is
all a part of
✨the long con✨
…by a balding drug addict
(felony mugshot available)
…and his cast of (rotating) yayo whores©

🤥💰🤝😈🐍🍎

aka:
how to defraud a wife
and a newborn—
and leave them with
absolutely
fucking nothing
+
refuse to pay child support—
while you fund
two💥
fucking💥
law firms💥
to fight over shit
you absolutely did—

⚠️🐀

aka: a masterclass in
fucking away a shit ton of money
to cover up the fact that you’re a terrible fucking person…
surrounded…
aided and abetted by…
more demonically terrible fucking people…

🥵😫🤯🔥👇🐐🪱

the october list
of shit
i don’t have enough
money for:

🥁🥁✨
🥁🥁✨
🥁🥁✨

✦ car payment— 🔥
already 3 days past due
(fucking dumped $20k on payments
for a fucking car i didn’t need
and can’t fucking afford)

✦ tuition balance— 🔥
even after max fed loan
(hope that g.i. bill +
dependent pay
is doing you solid
you fucking con artist)

✦ school books— 🔥
nah, nope.
(absolutely zero hope
for $500 to secure textbooks
lmfao, a joke)

✦ groceries— 🔥🔥🔥
floating on a fucking credit card
(ebt card got lost in the mail and is now cut)

✦ bro dumped the nj car— 🔥
so now that bitch needs
an oil change
+ empty that shit
+ rotation

(thanks for the fucking help)

✦ all new tires— 🔥🔥🔥🔥
shit is bald as fuck
damn—just like the babydaddy!
(after two cross-country
fucking trauma relays)

ok so i have
[zero dollars]
+ $53 in savings
+ credit card debt from groceries
💯➕🖐️➕✌️
𝞹📈🧠
⁴⁄₅

(does some mental math) 💀

hmmmmm……..

yep.
🗣️ i guess
getting fucking deserted
with all the fucking debt,
zero savings,
zero tuition reimbursement,
all the fucking payments,
zero child care / co-parent help,
zero fucking child support.
will do that to a bitch.

👹❤️‍🔥

so….

🗣️ who
🗣️ the
🗣️ fuck
is paying
for a wife beater
+ child abandoner
👹🔱🔥⛓️🦇
to have
so many fucking
goddamn
lawyers
when the
same fucking dude
[👹🔱🔥]
has defaulted
a
fucking
year
on court-mandated child support?

😈🐍💰

hmmmmmmmm.

who
could
hate
his wife
+ his child
so much,
they would pay
felony bond
but not
send grocery money?

🐐⛧🔥

(y’all are straight up evil)

….i guess we’ll find out.

✨⚖️✨

but shit—

at least now,
that fuckshit is squarely
on the fucking record. ✨📢

👹❤️‍🔥💀

yo
we’re fighting
fucking true demonic
disasters of humans
out here.

🐐⛧🔥