when you’re so unchosen, you cohabitate with married men 💋🇨🇱

bro.

it’s the delusion for me.

like these women really built
their whole identity
around proving
i wasn’t “the one.”
holy shit.
meanwhile
i’m the fucking wife —
legally.
government-sealed.
i’ve got the last name,
the restraining order,
the fucking trauma therapy bills,
and the kid he abandoned.
you’ve got…
some terrible “couples photos”
of y’all goddamn trashed
circulating the fucking internet
when you’re like fucking forty.
and a toothbrush
in a dirty second bathroom.
congrats, queen.
he lets you fold his socks.
you’re just a whore
with roommate benefits.

you are the legal fucking abomination.

babe.
you’re the nightmare
that every mother
dreams their son
fucking never impregnates—

damn.

but still
they keep talking
like they won something.
girl, you won
visitation rights with a fucking felon.
congrats.

you’re doing drugs with married men,
paying rent late
in someone else’s name,
bragging about a man
who literally had to
flee fucking states
to avoid goddamn child support—
like babe,
that’s not a love story,
that’s an episode of fucking Intervention
with uglier casting.

and now?
baby,
i’ve got mugshots.
fucking eviction records.
your half-assed facebook aliases.
the archives are deep, honey.

you thought
you were proving i wasn’t chosen.
nah.
you just proved you’d settle
for being option fucking z,
as long
as it came with
a side of fucking delusion
and a gram bag.

babe.
you’re embarassing,
out here acting like
you’re not doing lines off a man
who still legally owes me fucking money.

let’s be fkn serious.

you bitches really
got played so hard
you started convincing yourselves
that being the side slut
of a married man
meant you were “the one”
who raised you????
a fucking raccoon?
like he was ever
gonna wife up the rebound blow dealer
with three open eviction cases
and a mugshot in pink crocs.

LMFAO.

no babe,
you weren’t chosen.
you were extremely cheap.
he needed a bed because i cut him off.
he picked you
because you were
the only one
who would get wasted
with a married man
let your kids call him daddy
while he abandoned his own fucking baby.

absolute trash.

and now
you’re online trying to flex what??
a felon on bond,
a burner instagram,
and 40 unread texts
from dallas jail?????
jesus christ.
this isn’t a relationship,
it’s a fucking social experiment.

🪦 may your rent never be late
(we know you can’t sign a lease)
and your addict never be legally mine again.
but let’s be real.
both those ships already fucking sank.

next slut.

💋