bro would cheat on a ✨drug test✨ w/ another fucking drug test. 🕊️☠️
lol.
so—
🤡🧃
bro’s résumé just says
“fucking liability.”
after two years
of watching these people operate,
it’s absolutely fucking clear:
this isn’t just abuse.
it’s a case study in
unremarkable fucking degeneracy.
their loyalty lasts
as long as the line in the bathroom.
they call it “healing,”
but it’s mostly fraud
and highly filtered fucking selfies.
this shit isn’t enviable—
just heightened-level evil.
the kind of fucking dysfunction
you’d expect from a support group
for people who peaked
during the pandemic
and never emotionally recovered
from having to interact
with the public
after 2022.
like,
so
fucking
cringe.
✨
💣 like damn trolls.
retreat back into your
🔥 powder caves,
🔥 felony family day delusions +
🔥 fucking rave occasions.
…like what???
he went from life insurance
to a Ken doll
post coke-addiction??
girl,
your man’s idea
of “providing” is
defrauding the military
off his
fucking newborn’s
social security number—
and giving people new
fucking trauma responses.
💀💀💀
omg.
they thought trauma
made them interesting,
but it just made them
fucking predictable.
ladies
his love language is
📸 fraud and fucking drugs.
the man treats felonies
like fucking collectibles.
and listen
the universe
gave them
multiple chances to evolve,
and they chose
“mediocre dick and delusion”
every fucking time.
yo.
every single one
of them thinks
they’re mysterious
when really
they’re just
loud and unhealed.
💉💊🧪🥃🚬
with less self esteem,
and fewer romantic options.
baby,
she’s out here defending him
like the man didn’t google
“can i drink and do blow on felony bond.”
is strangulation,
of a pregnant woman—
like…
that bad??
yeah homie.
it is.
bro,
how many dumb bitches
thought they were special
while this dude
✨spiraled into a fucking relapse??✨
…
are you serious??
these fucking geniuses.
🧱❄️💰💋
—
so.
it’s pathetic.
he didn’t ruin my life —
he just
downgraded his own.
to creepy old deadbeat—
✍️ that still parties—
✍️ with a female
✍️ literally nobody wants.
fucking ✨yikes.✨
—
like people
know you have…a baby???
and a wife??
so i guess
that must be why
your buddies have been
watching
because holy shit
look at this dude
what a fucking disaster.
why does your pregnant wife
have a
❄️ photo album of bruises
❄️ and your kid’s
❄️ learning to talk without you there—
❄️ while you’re fucked up in texas
❄️ pretending
❄️ it’s a goddamn vacation?
✨👃💳
lol.
yeah, ✨looks solid,✨ homie.
love that for you.
daddy of the year,
brought to you by
deferred responsibility
and defrauded VA benefits
the rest of us pay for.
lmfao.
🕯️
bro.
seriously—
the main villain
bro peaked at the county clerk’s office.
this dude
managed to be
violent,
broke,
disloyal,
fraudulent,
and fucking forgettable.
a once-in-a-lifetime intersection
of no integrity and no fucking talent.
sweetie—
the dye job says “regret.”
the shoes say
“my wife bought these.”
[💀🦹]
this dude
cheated like it was a goddamn job,
worked like it was a fucking hobby,
lied like it was a dumbass prayer.
oh yeah—
and punched me in the head
fucking repeatedly. 🤜🏻💥😵
couldn’t afford groceries
but still found time
to soft-launch multiple relationships
while on felony bond.
his only communicable skill
is causing damage
in exchange for
absolutely no fucking value.
⚰️✨
and he’s fucking balding
+ goddamn swollen
you can smell
the unpaid child support
through the fucking wifi.
🕊️
jesus christ.
honestly?
if mediocrity
had a warrant out,
it would look like
his dumbass 📸 😬 DMV photo.
—
then??
💅 the coke squad
you can always tell
when someone is
the second choice
and fucking knows it.
they didn’t just
screw my husband—
some of these bitches
did it while still married.
posted it publicly.
my “financial rep” is still stalking me.
then
the dumbest troll
of them all—
called it harassment
when i fucking noticed.
holy shit.
congrats
on building a relationship
entirely out of your inability
to stay fucking unobserved.
girl,
you needed attention that badly??
who didn’t this dude fuck???
like—probably my bestie, on blow.
probably also
a busted-ass fiduciary in theory,
a creepy-ass villain in practice.
helped him
💸 steal my policies,
💸 defraud me,
💸 get him high out of his goddamn mind,
💸 essentially beat me,
💸 steal my fucking peace,
💸 my whole goddamn pregnancy,
💸 and my fucking postpartum signatures,
then vanished into
the fucking blocked privacy settings??
uhhhh shit.
but…is that professional?
🚨💀
after obvious fraud???
✨nah,✨ babe— that’s guilt.
that’s still spoliation.
🚨💀
honey—
i’m allowed
(legally goblin)
to ask you,
why as my financial rep,
asking for medical docs—
my husband is pinging
from your couch????
babe,
that is misconduct by default.
straight up
money laundering via venmo
and fucking vibes.
violated ethics,
the law,
boundaries,
a bunch of other legal shit
and fucking logic.
elite-level psychos.
shit.
they didn’t just watch me.
they studied me.
they monitored
my fucking healing
like it was the street price
of a fucking gram bag.
🪦🩶
bro,
these ✨ weird bitches ✨
are not bystanders.
they’re co-signed fucking cowards—
absolutely goddamn delusional,
with browser histories
that read like subpoenas
waiting to goddamn happen.
to recap:
stalkers.
obsessed.
wildly jealous.
absolutely never picked.
aging fucking terribly.
evidently always on drugs.
terrible parents.
absolutely addicts.
dangerously irresponsible.
and…
fucking criminals.
😏❄️🤜🏻💥🤰
shit.
the squad’s group chat
probably sounds like
a coke-fueled fan club
for people who’ve never
been the main fucking character
in their goddamn life.
fucking tragic.
🪦💀⚰️
