🧷✶ top secret comm✶🧷
dear…
whoever it vibes with, bro
…
so…
this is not a trap lol.
but i was just thinking...
(looks at notes)
check all boxes that apply…to you:
✦ you fucking spiraled into open addiction during retention?
✦ you got disqualified mid-financial fuckery from a military career you historically crushed??
✦ you never passed your series 6?
✦ you gained zero credible curriculum vitae solvency?
✦ you never closed a fucking policy while contracted??
✦ you never qualified for a bonus?
✦ you were kept on for half a year for zero financial value????
✦ you were high out of your fucking mind?
✦ you were so fucking high you totaled a paid off car???
✦ you spit in pregnant wife’s face while she was actively paying for your career?
✦ you got called in by your “supervisor” knowing you were broke and spiraling??
✦ your co-conspirator cubicle goblin couldn’t let it go?
✦ and the whole petty-ass office made it so obvious, you got caught two years post-felony?????
✦ you caught multiple DV charges, including ✨strangulation of a pregnant family member✨ mid-finance bro era???
…
any of the above?
all of the above?!!?
…but babe?
✦ you were so far gone you crossed that line,
—fucking repeatedly??
…
✦ you had never once on record
come even close to any✨documented✨
violence against women
…ever before??????
despite all your bullshit??
despite the prior battles with addiction,
…that your wife fought alongside you???
despite all the previous partying???
yo.
dude.
think about it…
🥀
✦ you were so fucking spun
that you put your hands on your pregnant wife??
…more than once??
…more than twice…???
…
but now babe?
✦ you’re the one who hasn’t seen your kid in a whole fucking year.
✦ you’re the one who went to fucking jail.
✦ you’re the one with two goddamn restraining orders.
✦ you’re the one whose name is on all the filings.
…
ummmm…
just sayin’ babe...
you’re lookin’ ✨a little too main character✨
for someone who
prevailed w/ absolutely nada
in the fucking misconduct timeline.
✨🥹💼💳
okie doke.
so like.
if you ever decide
to wake the fuck up one day
and realize
you were
straight fucking played—
you were set up
to goddamn spiral 🐍
because some
random-ass flunked-out office sorority
✨saw their chance✨
to bag the golden boy
(aka a struggling addict)
because they never got prepubescent dudes
in fucking high school??
✨…all while they protected themselves?✨
hmmm.
i’ll let you think about all that.
but yeah.
let me know.
i might ✨accidentally✨
send a conditional dismissal memo
to your civil counsel.
just to
help you remember
who really fucking benefitted
in this goddamn shitshow.
not sayin’ you’re ✨innocent.✨
just sayin’...
🧷 you lost…everything.
🧷 you’re not alone in the scam records, babe.
🧷 you’re just the most dopey-ass one they let take the fucking fall.
✨💅 anyway love u good luck!!!
xoxo
–the single mommy
🖤
who watched
a man go through
an entire career funnel
and emerged as
a bombed-out warning anecdote
with a fucking ✨venmo dependency.
