🎪 finance 101: how to get defrauded and 👐😵 manually strangled ✨in fucking unison✨
imagine this scenario—
you’re pro se—
squaring up with
way too many paid “professionals”
✨🎪🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡✨
…
and fucking picture this shit—
they didn’t just
appear to…
💀 lie in pleadings. ✨
💀 they lied in a way that requires you—
to be fucking stupid for their story to work.✨
✨🤡✨
like—
what?
did you think
i got hit in the goddamn head?
oh wait—
you fucking did!
of course,
you had that domestic violence record. 😭
damn babe,
i guess that’s the dumbass fatal flaw.
because shit,
my memory fucking returned:
and babe;
i got the records—
🪄✨ i initiated the policies.
🪄✨ i submitted the medical paperwork.
🪄✨ i completed the underwriting on all three.
🪄✨ i signed the eDocs on all three again, babe.
🪄✨ i had direct comms about each policy with my fraudulent goblin advisor via deleted social DMs.
🪄✨ and they all drafted from one consolidated profile.
and now
wait for it—
their official position is:
🧚♀️✨
🤥 “she was just… fucking assisting.” (lmfao)
🤥 “her documented abuser was the true owner.”
🤥 “she has no legal claim to any of it.”
dawg,
that ain’t just false.
that’s strategic fucking erasure
of a documented domestic violence victim;
of which they had the full fucking record—
so damn,
now?
this shit
appears to be
the exact
fucking definition of…
✨constructive fraud.✨
like holy shit—
✨🤡🎪✨
is this real life?
are they
really out here
retrofitting a narrative✨
when the records still exist??—
after the abuse,
after the egregious, continued lack of supervision,
after the policy lapses,
after the goddamn whistleblowing.
…and they’re hoping the court will treat me
like some crazy-ass wife™
????
not like the—
🪄✨client, payor, and primary target of the fucking misconduct.✨
yo,
the documents don’t lie.
but this part?
shit,
it’s appears to actually be
slam dunk civil fucking theft. 🥷💰
because under Colorado law, if someone:
✦ 🐀 intentionally deprives you of something you paid for,
✦ 🐀 uses deception to block your access,
✦ 🐀 and financially benefits from it?
babe!
🪄✨🏰🧚♀️🦄🌈
✦ that’s C.R.S. 18-4-405 territory.✨
✦ and shit, entitled to 3x damages + attorney fees.✨
✦ even better: fraudulent concealment voids their deadlines.✨
✨🤡✨
yo,
and think about it:
they’re not denying you were pregnant,
or that goblin had my medical records,
or that i submitted fucking everything.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
they’re just saying:
“well, technically, your abusive husband’s name was on the backend, so... lol you lose.”
(cue circus music) 🤡🃏🎪🤹🍭
bro,
nah.
that’s not a defense.
that’s a crime with fucking metadata.
shit,
i got the records.
they’ve got the fucking audacity.
and when discovery opens?
they’re going to need
a goddamn time machine
to explain this shit.
✨🤡✨
like,
damn,
cool story.
but, you’re fucking cooked.
