a pyramid scheme for sociopaths 💀

yeah.
absolutely—
my husband’s ‘
a cheater
a liar
a broke addict
a military-trained fuckboi


but listen
assholes
the
ONLY time
that useless dickhead
ever pulled off
mass‑casualty financial damage
and almost
choked the fucking life out of me—
was when
a whole dumbass company
propped
his goofy ass up
and told me
it was a motherfucking “career.”

bitch where?????
on whose planet
because in THIS universe
he was face‑down
location & cash advances confirm**
on some girl’s dusty ass couch
snorting hope and bad decisions.

fucking clearly.
check that piss test.

they called him
“up‑and‑coming”
up‑and‑coming WHERE
the staircase to bankruptcy???


because the only thing
fucking launching
was
my goddamn bank account
into fucking hell.


meanwhile:
this tragic goblin shorty
signs onto my accounts
while she’s hosting
my fucking husband
at her goddamn apartment
oh and
who’s also
FUCKING PUNCHING ME
lol
but nah,
she’s busy
sending him cash
blocking my IRA rollover
fucking up the beneficiary
takes me off my own shit
off my fucking baby’s
(and husband’s)
life insurance policy
behind my back
(which is, blatantly illegal)
obviously
keeps me paying
then blocked me
so i couldn’t access
the fucking proof
once i literally called her out
for what she actually
fucking did—

messages disappear like her dignity.

aw
🫶 neat little crime ring

holy shit.

lol.

the dumbest,
most blatant—
fucking con.

so yeah
my husband’s a fraud
but y’all were the
multi‑level fucking marketing
of enabling.

and yo.
corporate’s like
“seems fine!”
yeah ok babes
i didn’t know financial planning
came with a side of fentanyl plotlines

cool.
he didn’t join a firm
he joined a goddamn
dumb bitch
pyramid scheme

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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