⚠️💡🤯 psa: if you think the restraining order applies to the victim, you’re too stupid to participate in crime.
aka: “the restraining order literacy crisis:
a case study in this bitch not knowing jack shit.”
📢✨🤦♀️
girl.
no, you did not.
he REALLY LET YOU?
oh sweetie,
he must hate you.
like…
i don’t know
who needs to tell
the side-hoe this,
but clearly
no one in her life
has ever looked her
in the eye and said:
👇😑
✨“sweetie… a restraining order is not against the VICTIM.”✨
omfg.
is this real life?
like, are you ok??
have you never opened
a google doc?
has your brain been
unplugged since 1990?
✨“she violated the restraining order!”✨
babe.
how?
did i restrain myself??
did i accidentally no-contact… my own self???
🫠
are you hearing you?
—
✦ for educational purposes only
(girl, read slow):
…🧠💥🏆🤔
—
step 1:
a restraining order
is against the person
who got violent.
not the person
who survived it.
🤡
step 2:
the victim cannot
violate the restraining order.
because
it
is
not
against
the
victim.
🤡
that’s like calling
the fire department
to report the house for
“being on fire wrong.”
🚨‼️🤡
“hi, 911? yeah the victim is,
like, existing in public and it’s making me…
uncomfortable. can you arrest her?”
were you serious????
girl shut up.
—
✦ “but she posted online!”
and???
posting online is not contacting anyone.
posting online is not stalking anyone.
posting online is not “violating”
anything except your ability to mind your business.
🤯🚨✨🏆
if you don’t like it,
don’t read it.
this isn’t a hostage situation.
no one duct-taped your eyes open.
i’m genuinely shocked
you could be
this fucking laughable.
reading my page is a choice babe,
not a crime scene.
🙃✨
—
✦ “but she wrote about her life!”
yeah.
🗣️ it’s my life.
my story.
my ptsd.
my trauma.
my website.
if you want a protagonist arc,
girl,
go get your own domain.
✦ the real question here:
to the
adult emo reject,
HONEY—
🫵🤣 did he just not tell you???
did he…forget
to mention that you
🚨were the one entering contact territory?🚨
that you
were the one
popping up like a psycho
in my notifications?
that you
were the one
rolling around the internet
like a court-ordered
goddamn hazard sign?
✋😬🤚
because
last time i checked,
third-party contact is…
wait,
hold on,
let me slip into my teacher voice:
fucking illegal. 🧠💡
…
not on my end.
on yours.
oops.
what…the fuck? 🚨📣✨
bro,
like someone call nasa
because the level
of orbiting she’s doing???
astronomical.
girl’s out here
circling my pages
like a moon that never
learned fucking boundaries
and then calling the cops
because she got dizzy.
🚀🪐💫😒✨
✦ for the court
of fucking common sense
you ✨cannot report the victim✨
for violating the order.
you can only report
your man for violating the order.
and guess what?
he absolutely did.
now…multiple times.✨
publicly.
on record. ✨
with you standing there like
✨🤡 “teehee what’s a statute?” 🤡✨
…
o…m…g,
🥺💔
babe.
your whole argument
just incriminated yourself.
next time,
ask a grown-up
before calling
a fucking institution.
✨✋😬🤚👀🚔🚨🤫✨
—
p.s. babe…
are you trying to get her fucked?
bro—a low-key exit plan?
like genuinely…
you didn’t warn her?
you didn’t give her a basic breakdown?
you didn’t say,
“hey maybe don’t self-incriminate on my behalf”?
…
goddamn
king
tier
behavior…
👑💩✨
