holy shit. girl. GIRL. you are a legit STALKER. 📱👤🔍📸

🧠💥🏆

nah,
because the way
you really sat down,
typed with your whole chest,
and proclaimed
this is a continued pattern of behavior.

👑✨🤩🤥

what ongoing pattern???
me…
fucking surviving?
me…
being a single mom?
me…
literally not knowing
you EXISTED?

like…
continued WHERE???
continued HOW???
continued WHEN???
continued AGAINST WHO???
when i LITERALLY
just found out you breathed oxygen,

what,
twenty minutes ago,
is actually insane.

✨🙃

is the pattern you’re seeing
just…
my life?
because if that’s the case:
bro,
get a fucking hobby.

💖🤗🌈😒🗑️


like.
i’m sorry.
a continued pattern of WHAT???

me wiping spit-up?
me changing diapers?
me in emergency-mode homelessness?
me fighting for my
fucking life in court?
me living off food stamps
with a toddler this man abandoned???


girl
i
just
found
out.

🤯🚨


i wasn’t even
TALKING
publicly until like
five fucking seconds ago.

yo.
and it’s just…
THE TRUTH.

ummmm nah.
i was too busy SURVIVING.
like…
me not
even
KNOWING
about this shit
at all
until MONTHS later???
me—
not assuming
ANYTHING
about
ANYONE
until like…
SUMMER?

thinking that VIOLENT shit was from THE WAR????

the fuck??????

babe.
be.
so.
fucking.

for.
real.

‼️🤡🚽


and—you???
oh.
my.
GOD.
the
most
frantic bitch…EVER.
sweetie—
i only
learned you were
alive
on this earth
THREE.
FUCKING.
WEEKS.
AGO.

📣✨

because…
💖 you
stalked and harassed me
on a burner
for fucking months
like
anyone
ever cared.

🙈🙉🙊🚫🔎

(we still don’t)

like…

WHAT?!

🤯🤯🤯🤯

i only know…
you exist…
BECAUSE OF YOU

but now…
YOU’VE 🚨CONFIRMED 🚨📣✨
you’ve been watching
MY life
longer than
i’ve even known

you were
a fucking civilian
with a goddamn pulse.

‼️💥

un-fucking-believable.

girl.

a “continued pattern”
implies i had
a CALENDAR on you.
girl,
i didn’t even have
a fucking NAME on you.

🧠💭🤡

so the only
logical takeaway here???
you been watching ME.
you been stalking ME.
you been clocking MY life
like it was the season premiere
of some show
you weren’t cast in.

you
are FULLY
fucking infatuated
with me—
huh???

ok.
that’s
creepy as FUCK. 🚨📣✨

MAD WEIRD.

holy shit.
you didn’t snitch on me.
you
🔥CONFESSED🔥
babe.

you basically wrote:

“hi, i’ve been stalking this woman longer than she’s known i was on earth.”

🚨‼️🔥💥🛑🤡

you thought
you wrote
an objection,

but you
accidentally published
a diary entry titled:

“i’m obsessed and absolutely fucking delusional.”

🚨‼️🔥💥🛑🤡

and the fact
that you submitted that
with confidence???
nah.

god gives his
funniest delusions
to his weakest soldiers.

🧠💥💫

short answer:
you self-reporting
stalking and harassing
a DV VICTIM
while posting
in fucking real-time
with the ABUSER—

is the most psychotic self-own
i’ve ever witnessed.

✨🏆🤡✨

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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babe. it’s LOWE. 🔥🔥 say it with your chest or don’t say my fucking name at all.

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⚠️💡🤯 psa: if you think the restraining order applies to the victim, you’re too stupid to participate in crime.