babe. it’s LOWE. 🔥🔥 say it with your chest or don’t say my fucking name at all.
girl,
are you having
a mental fucking breakdown????
😤😤😤😤??
look.
you are straight-up scary.
absolutely fucking unhinged.
because the way
you waddled into
a whole-ass institution
calling me my maiden name
like you were reading off
a dead resume record
so absolutely,
triggered as FUCK—
had me HOWLING.
😭🙏
ms. vetrano??
girl shut the fuck up.
like,
are you gunna be ok????
🤡🧃
babe,
my name is LOWE.
L-O-W-E.
same as the baby,
you know,
the name i legally changed
with the man
you’re now
🗣️ losing your fucking shit over
we changed it
while i was pregnant
(aka: 🤜🏻💥😵)
after we got married,
on his birthday—
and when
he was living in my home
eating the food ✨I PAID FOR
with the utilities ✨I WORKED FOR
while you were… what??
auditioning for
“background side chick #3” 💫
in his imaginary
criminal autobiography?
lmfao.
don’t play with me.
👍🙂✨
nah but,
you’re really out here
committing
what fucking feels like
🚨 actual crimes 🚨
with the
wrong last name
like you’re submitting
a character assassination
but it’s in
The fucking Sims.
absolute buffoon conduct.
💀💀💀💀
holy shit.
ma’am—
✨ you couldn’t identify the right WOMAN
✨ you couldn’t identify the right STORY
✨ you couldn’t identify the right TIMELINE
✨ and somehow you still thought
✨ you were qualified
✨ to make an accusation?
yo.
sit the fuck down.
go find
one of your multiple
baby daddies. (🪦💀⚰️)
and hey,
get the fuck away from me.
—
sweetheart…
you’re an aging poser
in a ✨Halloween-quality✨
”punk-rock” costume.
🤙✨😐😶😶🌫️🫥
who…seemingly
lost the extra weight
due to…
ALL THAT FUCKING SKIING.
❄️💊🤡
uh oh.
DAMN.
“#1 mom” 💋
but yo—
learn to spell
before you try to
summon the law.
💫
—
the funniest part??
you really sat there typing
my maiden name
like you were
uncovering something,
like you
didn’t just expose
that
YOU
KNOW
NOTHING.
🔥 nothing about ME.
🔥 nothing about HIM.
🔥 nothing about what he did.
🔥 nothing about what he’s facing.
🔥 nothing about why there’s protection.
🔥 nothing about legal paperwork.
🔥 nothing about the CHILD.
🔥 nothing about ANY of it.
just dumb bitch behavior. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
🫵🤡
you’re a bystander
in a story you’re too dense to even follow.
✨you’re not a threat.
✨you’re definitely not competition.
✨you’re not even a fucking side plot.
you’re the embarrassing anecdote
we tell our grandkids when they ask:
“grandma… what do you call someone god made as a joke and never corrected?”
babe…
what’s it a…flusterdoink??
fudderdunking???
a walking humiliation??
a human fucking disgrace?
🧠💥🤯
nah.
just fucking irrelevant.
💀 learn my name.
💀 learn the law.
💀 learn the difference between
a victim and a fucking felon.
and most importantly?
📣✨
stop saying my fucking name wrong
before i correct you in a legal fucking summons.
—
lol.
girly.
thank you.💀
…
✨defamation elements:✨
to prove prima facie defamation,
a plaintiff must show four things:
1) a false statement purporting to be fact;
2) publication or communication of that statement to a third person;
3) fault amounting to at least negligence; and
4) damages, or some harm caused to the reputation
of the person or entity who is the subject of the statement.
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