fuckboy mutual™: you have “actual notice”
fuckboy mutual™:
we’re a family firm
ready for the
legal tea:
fiduciaries for dummies™
on why ignoring
documented crises
while stalking the victim
is the dumbest professional move ever?
pull up.
the fuckboy mutual™:
entire “legal stance”
is basically:
👉🙄👈
lalalala i can’t fucking hear you—
bro what?
“yo—
let’s just pretend
we didn’t hear—
anything she fucking said—
she’s a documented victim
of multiple fucking crimes?
domestic violence?
nope—
we can’t hear shit.
bitch is most definitely not a target
of ongoing surveillance,
absolutely not
mid-fucking-fiduciary-shitshow
in flying fucking
breaches of fucking duties,
and definitely not
in any kind of active danger.”
nonononono.
👉🙄👈
my
legal
fucking
brainiacs.
is this what lawyers do?
fuck justice?
fuck protecting people?
save the corporate trolls—
doing outlandish-tier shit.
and let’s do it—
✨ badly.
but yo—
did you realize?
i hand delivered:
✘ timestamped,
✘ recorded,
✘ dated,
✘ signed—
✘ formal documents (!)
✘✘✘ proving that shit.
which is now?
in y’alls—
physical.
fucking.
hands.
lol. girlies.
dingdingding.
y’all, what’s that called?
hold up—
i’ve got a learning disability.
little slow,
but?
”actual fucking…notice?”
google says:
this occurs
when a party (you)
is directly informed
(me walking in with my baby)
of a fact or obligation,
(my active status)
either verbally or in writing.
(signed and fucking dated)
bonus points: it's the most straightforward
type of notice, as it involves explicit communication.
so now?
are you breaking the fucking law?
every
single
day,
you ignore me?
like—
can you imagine
if you try to send
the same dynamic—
stealth-ass legal firm—
(hope you didn’t pay already)
yeah,
the one
that got detected
on my traffic logs
obsessively monitoring me
like every fucking post—
just last month,
full ass legal firm name—
in that fucking ip,
(low key comic lol, old people)
all while ignoring
my documented fucking emergency—
babe, to come at me?
nice.
good fucking look.
100% not evil-financial-villain adjacent.
“yeah we stalked her,
yeah we saw that shit,
yeah we visited every disclosure—
yeah we fucking ignored her,
yeah, it looks malicious…
wuddup tho—
lalalalala can’t hear you”
legally. fucking. bulletproof.
dv.
client.
whistleblower.
active crime victim.
single mom.
lol.
and y’all?
bold, audacious, and fucking treacherous.
how do you really think
that shit’s gonna land?
bad faith surveillance
of a whistleblower
with zero intention to assist?
solid as fuck theory, y’all.
y’all are literally boxed
the fuck in—
aren’t you?
say something?
liability.
you’re fucked.
say nothing?
liability.
you’re fucked.
♟️🔥💀
checkmate, bitch.
stop fucking with our lives over fucking premiums.
