jess; my former nm financial rep—please stop stalking me 🍳🔥💀

i’m serious.
please stop.

it’s fucking frightening.
i am still unclear
if you are
currently
in contact
with my
estranged
out on felony-bond
legal husband
/ baby daddy
(!!!!!!)

✶

yo—
what are you doing?
you don’t want him.
you want to be me.
and that’s why
you’re fucking dangerous.

👤🌳👀❤️‍🔥🔪

bro.
this isn’t about “jealousy.”
it’s about a pattern of stalking
tied directly to an active criminal case.

💀

girl.
be
so
fucking
serious.

imagine “allegedly”
being 33 years old
and still stalking your
married coworker’s wife
from your personal account
with your whole ass face
and name… 👀👤

(for real, are you ok?)

babe,
while you’re in a lawsuit.
while he’s under felony bond.
after you were confirmed
to have a conflict of interest,
by your own co-worker.
then you deleted
your whole online identity…
but kept TikTok
because you physically
cannot stop watching me. 👀

bro.
this chick is fucking scary.

like what,
the fuck?

what level of
“zero consequences ever”
is this shit?

girl.
i don’t even know you.
i legit never cared about you.
i still don’t,
besides—
i’m pretty sure you
fucked me over.
listen—
you were just
”ALLEGEDLY”
a creepy financial girlie
with a series 6,
a bad LinkedIn photo,
and a water bottle
covered in
millennial affirmations.
babe, just some
financial compliance pick-me
with a sad little office cubicle
and a daddy
who bought you
the slight cut of attention
you actually got from men.
this tragic “financial rep”
with a front-row seat
to a man ruining my life
while i grew his first child.

🎓 but ok.
since you like watching,
let me teach you—

what it means
when a woman your age is ”allegedly” ⚡

✦ using her real name and face
to stalk someone she potentially defrauded

✦ showing up after being publicly exposed

✦ still watching, even after
being tagged, posted, and dragged

✦ clearly aware her presence
is visible, unwanted and documented

✦ refusing to disengage while her codefendant
is under a court order not to contact me, wow—

nah, like
jesus fucking christ—

✘ you’re not just reckless.
✘ you’re not just unethical.
✘ you’re fucking committed.

yo.

✘ that’s clinical.
✘ that’s obsession.
✘✘✘ that’s fucking scary.

💀 for real
this isn’t about “him” anymore; (allegedly)

i mean shit—
you don’t want
my husband.
babe,
you want to be me.
you want to be
the one
with the kid.
with the baddie timeline,
the survivor arc,
my fucking power.
you want to
prove
to yourself
that you weren’t potentially*
the cubicle std waiting to happen;
with a constantly declining facecard—
by becoming “the next wife.” 💀

purely speculation.

bro.

🥀🪦⚰️

yo,
this is truly
scary levels of delusion.

😵‍💫💥💀

here’s the thing:

i never even considered
you the side chick.
because we all know,
if he did you like that?
yo.
then my dude—
most certainly was “doing”
fucking everyone.
you were unneeded collateral.
an annoying prop.
an extra in a man’s deception
while he was ruining my life.
bro.
i truly thought you were
an actual financial professional—
i’m deadass.
and now you’ve made yourself
the sad joke
of a whole ass lawsuit
by refusing
to log the fuck off.

🚨 what this really means:

dude.
a random-ass chick who had
professional level access
to my husband,
my baby,
my money,
my medical files,
and my fucking home—
will not fucking stop monitoring me.

🤯 you’re not innocent—
because innocent women
don’t behave like this.

🤯 you’re not scared—
because scared people
stop watching
when they’re caught.

🤯 you’re not stable—
because normal people
don’t delete everything
but keep the stalker app open.

🤯💀 and you’re not gonna win—
because i have every fucking record.

my severely delulu girlie, 🕯️🙏
what you doing is fucking weird.
i really need you to disengage with me
and let your attorney fight your battles,
you had a chance to clarify,
you had a chance to explain,
you chose to run and hide.
you weren’t “trying to help him.”
you were trying to be me.
and now you're just
a named defendant
in a case built on
everything you thought
i wouldn't find out.

final psa for anyone watching:

if you’re still watching
the girl your “co-worker” abused…
you’re not just complicit.
you’re a fucking problem.
and you’re fucking dangerous.
especially when
she’s filing court motions
and you’re still refreshing her page
like you’re a fucking weirdo addict.

so go ahead.
keep viewing.
every tap,
every login,
every username swap—
goes straight in the log.
and the log?
goes straight to the courts.

🍳🔥💀 (cooked)

final math:

⚠️ she isn’t random.
she’s tied to my finances,
my marriage,
and my lawsuit.
she’s not a stranger
watching out of boredom—
she’s someone with a direct,
dangerous stake in my life.

⚠️ she won’t disengage.
even after being exposed,
named, and dragged into court,
she’s still here.
that’s not curiosity.
that’s fixation.

⚠️ she mirrors classic
high-risk DV dynamics.
when abusers
can’t reach you directly,
they use proxies
(new partners, coworkers, family).
her behavior—
still showing up, still circling—
is part of that ecosystem.

⚠️ she’s unpredictable.
deleting all socials
but keeping the one where
she is visible is not normal.
it’s a control play:
“yes, i’m watching,
and you can’t stop me.”
that’s intimidation in digital form.

so nah,
this ain’t crazy.

✘ she’s behaving in ways
that threat-assessment experts
flag as danger escalation.

✘ documenting her is not petty—
it’s protective evidence.

✘ my fear = data.

✘ most victims
dismiss their instincts
until something happens.
i’m not going to do that.

✂️

i promise you,
this is how
actual bad bitches
fight back
when the creepy chick
turns full fucking stalker.

🕊️💣✨