the resurrection files ✶ autopsy of an office cover story 💀👻🔄

(it reads like
you
fucked
with my
husband
while i was
pregnant,
still signed
the fuck onto my
file,
like a pyscho—
and
kept contact
like a fucking
pyscho
through our
entire fucking marriage,
and potentially

while he was
out
on
felony
dv bond
for
choking me out
while y’all
concealed a
material conflict
)

💀(🔫)

aka:
bro that shit
is
really
fucking
bad.

🤷‍♀️👮

aka:
yo—

are we about
to make
colorado case law
fucking history?
🧑‍⚖️✨⚖️

i think the fuck so.

⚖️💡✨

ok.

holy shit.
no the fuck
i did not
just drag hundreds
of fucking pages 🔄
out of the goddamn grave
and line them up
like a fucking firing squad—
but i did.

aka the
500+ pages 🗂️💥
of timestamped
fuckery
i that i truly thought
for sure fucking died—
crawled out of the
motherfucking grave

📄✍️🤯

babe,
resurrected.

finally.

deleted
wasn’t deleted.
it was waiting.
so.
i ran the whole
dumbass shitshow
through a phrase sweep
(not ai; a fucking machete):

it’s fucking bad.

nah,
despite
blacking out
this whole fucking
period—
turns out
i didn’t overreact.
i underreacted.
i tried to be fucking decent
while a corporate mascot
literally chucked
flaming shit on me—
while pregnant.

✍️😑

justification squads?
(plural)

hi.
hope you’re well.
but yo,
the only thing
you’re closing?
is a case study
in fucking breach.

and listen—

it’s honestly
fucking finished.

💔

and yo,
it doesn’t even
bring me fucking
joy—
it makes me
wanna fucking
vomit.
✨🧾🤰💥🥊

because
what demonic
professional

fucking industry

could blatantly
fuck 💥😢
an extremely
vulnerable
client—
you knowingly
fucking induced💥
into this
goddamn
fucking
disloyal,
disgusting,
seemingly deadass
defrauding💥😢
whole fucking
pyramid scheme
so goddamn egregiously?

baby,
this is civil, 💥
propoderance scale?
lmfao
you’re fucking—
dead on arrival.

zero chance
of recessitation,
heart stops—💔
pronounced deceased
on
fucking
site.

👍🙃✨

civil court?
shit isn’t
fucking sudoku,
babe.
it’s a scale.
lol
if my shit
weighs even
a fucking fingernail
more than yours
?
shit. 💔
means i win.
that’s preponderance.

aka more
likely than not
.
aka 51% > 49%.
(colorado, hi.)


wild,
am i right? 💀

lol y’all
not certainty—
nah,
not
“beyond a reasonable doubt.”
nope.
just a fucking tilt.
a goddamn wobble.
a lil-ass lean.

✨🧾

burden?
babe, mine.

and?
fuck—
i got this shit,
all day.
every day. 🫠

(*don’t worry
my demonic other half—
i’ll start
a fucking
college fund
for our girl—
with the
fucking
damages)

🤝🙃✨

the fucking reality:
everyone’s acting
like they
don’t notice—
the scale?
that shit isn’t
fucking nudged;
nah babe—

that shit is
face-down
in the fucking gutter
💀🔥🎉
spitting up blood,
a tooth,
it’s fucking dignity
and that shit?
yo, it’s
absolutely
fucking covered
with fiduciary
fucking fingerprints.

👍✨✨

honestly?
baby,
this is my karma,
it’s called—
fucking justice.

so babe?
save the “no duty /
no knowledge.”

for the
legal precedent
you’re about to set.
brand-new,
court-tested
fucking standard on
breach.
misconduct.
non-supervision.

and what the fuck
not to do.

🙂👍🔪

yo.
(finra
👀)

👻

preserve
everything.

we’ll discuss
the rest
under fucking oath.

🗓️⚖️😩✨

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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