single mom (pro se) v. 🔥 four fucking legal defense firms; ✶ the saga

let me fucking clarify the record
before you all
embarrass yourselves
even fucking more.

ya’ll we’re out here—
✨making history✨
and it wasn’t even
fucking intentional.💫

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you didn’t
just force me into public litigation—
you cornered me into it.
you dragged me
so fucking deep
into financial ruin
that i had to
crowdsource
filing fees
to claw back
what you fucking stole.
and now
you’ve got the audacity
to act like i’m defaming you?

jesus fucking christ.

this is a legal
fucking clown show—
protecting a
military trained wife beater,
and a woman
that intentionally used
professional credentials,
her ivy league degree
and an entire nyc trust-fund
to defraud
and try to erase
a pregnant wife
and vulnerable client—
together. 💫

LMFAO.

nah.
this isn’t defamation.
this is the disgusting ass truth,
coming into the goddamn light.
and you’re all
fucking lucky
i didn’t go nuclear earlier.

because listen,
i begged.
i begged your firm
for legally due factuality
for basic material fucking facts.
about policies i paid for.
representatives assigned to me.
accounts opened
under my fucking name,
during my pregnancy,
and postpartum,
while i was being
beaten by a man
you all hid
in your fucking office.

and instead of fixing it?
you passed the buck.
you played dumb.
you deleted the rep.
you hid behind
four different
legal chains
and hoped
i’d go away.

newsflash:
i didn’t.
and now here we are.
district fucking court. 💫

don’t twist this shit.
you knew what y’all were doing.
you bled me dry,
protected the abuser,
promoted the chick
who almost got me killed,
and then
acted shocked
when the wife came back
with fucking receipts.

you let me be stalked.
you let me be robbed. ✨
you let your reps profit off me
while i was under
a fucking restraining order
and you never
disclosed shit.
and now?
you’re
parading around
acting like
i'm the one causing harm?

you sick fucks.

✨👏😐

the only reason
this story is public
is because you made it
fucking impossible
to get justice any other way.
you made it
so i had to
build a fucking
whole goddamn section
of my longstanding website
to raise awareness—
while unable
to pay the fucking light bill.
while disgustingly broke.
while raising
his child by myself—
just to document the abuse.
just to afford
a goddamn motion fee.

and now
you wanna act like
that shit is
the fucking problem?

nah.

✨you are the fucking problem✨

the system trying
to erase
a pro se broke-single-mom
with four law firms
is the fucking problem.
the problem is
what you did.
the problem is
what you covered up.
and the problem is
that i have fucking all of it—
in writing,
in court documents,
in dated paperwork,
in exhibits,
in analytics,
in text messages,
in goddamn sworn declarations
if that’s what it takes.

i made forms—
right on the fucking site
for corrections.
you ignored them.
i sent emails to your legal team.
you ghosted.
i asked compliance for answers.
you rerouted me
to advisors
under fucking investigation.

so
don’t talk to me about
"professional reputations"
while you're backing
a financial rep
who watched me
get bruises while pregnant—
on social media
while potentially
trying simultaneously,
cosponsored by the firm—
to seduce my husband,
and said fucking nothing—
signed the fuck on to my accounts,
blocked my IRA transfer,
came into my home—
touched my newborn

…

yoooooo.

lmfao.
don’t come crying
to court
with your fancy-ass firms
and white collar bullshit—
when i’m literally
just trying to survive.

you wanna
threaten me with lawyers?
baby,
you already sent
four fucking teams—
you wanna
frame me
as the unstable one?
i’ve got felony charges
a trail of widespread fraud:
IRS, VA, FAMILY COURT—
against your golden boy
that say fucking otherwise.

i’m not afraid
of discovery.
but you should be.
because every lie
you told
is now in the record.
and every cover-up
you ran
is about to see daylight.
you deleted accounts.
you rerouted ownership.
you funneled funds.
you concealed ongoing conflicts.
and you built
the whole thing
on the back
of a woman
you left with a baby
and no fucking heat.

this is your legacy.
this is your lawsuit.
this is your fucking problem.

you don’t get
to do this to people
and expect fucking silence.
you don’t get
to gaslight,
delete,
deflect,
then threaten defamation
when i call it what it is.
you don’t get
to cry victim
when the only reason
i’m even in this position
is because you bet
on me fucking breaking.

but shit.

i didn’t break.
i lawyered the fuck up—
with no fucking lawyer.
i did your job
better than your reps.
apparently—
better than your fucking lawyers.
and now you’re mad?

too fucking bad.

see you in court.
bring a checkbook.
bring a list of shit—
you’re gunna fix,
to make sure
this never fucking happens again.
and maybe a goddamn mirror.

because what you did?
that’s not just immoral.
that’s not just pathetic.
it’s illegal.

and i’m not done.

i will not be bullied.
i will not be bought off.
i will not be gaslit
into fucking silence
while you sell my life
in fucking commission checks.

go fuck yourselves.

—sam lowe

✶

the actual legal wife✨
and your worst
fucking nightmare.