🪄✨ you’re a broke, wife-beater: not obsessed, just embarrassed for you

(that also abandoned your kid for a full year)

🪄aka: “not obsessed. just legally unbothered.”

baby.
i just need you
to understand one thing.
since you’re
nonstop stalking me
in coordination
with your
“forgot to brush her teeth”
office goblin—
with her full name.
because clearly
you’re a little confused.
(and, like… still obsessed.)

btw—
does that
piss her off? lol.

listen—

i want you both
to leave me the fuck alone.

i’m not watching you.
i’m not missing you.
i’m not praying for your
✨redemption arc✨.

i want you both—
to go away.
fucking forever.

my guy.
i am cringing for you.
because holy shit—
you really epicly
fucking
fumbled
the entire simulation.

like—
for you?
💥 🫨
this is your worst nightmare.
you have to claim her now publicly—
when you openly and legally had
a bad bitch 🧚‍♀️✨
with a credit score,
a full spine,
a personality,
a heart and a vibe—
and she funded
your entire fucking life.

and you still couldn’t stop.
you were addicted to sabotage.
so the second someone
gave you attention?
and some fucking money?!
you cracked
like a fucking nut.

aka legacy-admission
daddy donated to the school energy.
dumpster-diving impulse control.
congrats.

you’re shallow,
babe.
kiddie pool shallow—
like i know you.
and that means i know
you let some desperate,
boring woman
believe she could
🧚‍♀️✨ replace me—
while i was still funding your life.

and now?
you’re fucking stuck with her.
because we know
she’s obsessed—
you threw your
entire family away
because you
fucked up so badly
you had to
punch your pregnant wife
just to destabilize her enough
to keep the lie going.

like…
you really tried to
kill the witness
to keep your lil crusty side quest alive.
with a goblin-shaped tax fraud
who thinks
tenure at Northwestern Mutual
means you're a good dad.

like… kill the wife
and absorb the role.

🧚‍♀️✨

heh.
how’s that going?

'cause the “legacy”?
yeah, y’all nuked that too.
you threw your whole family away
and beat your pregnant wife
into a dissociative state
because you couldn’t keep up the fraud—

🪄✨

(quick sidebar—
how’s the
🧾 IRS audit?
still owe $10k—
from….one year alone…LMFAO
what about the
🧾 $5k in back child support?
🧾 ✨va dependent pay fraud✨
…still unresolved?)

babe, i’m reporting everything.

are your lawyers
even allowed
to accept money
from a client
who’s in
constructive contempt
of multiple court orders?

just wondering.
since you’ve got
four attorneys
but refuse to pay $87/week
for your own daughter.
✨on record.✨

congrats.
four lawyers.
zero retirement accounts.
🫶

but let’s clear one thing up.
you really think
this is about me being
obsessed with you?

yikes.
i’m scared of y’all.

because you clearly
have zero ethics or boundaries.

even when the client
is pregnant.

babe.
i didn’t even clock the affair.
not once.
because i was too busy
not dying
while raising our kid alone
in a home you tried
light on fucking fire—
while your office laughed about it.

and the only reason
i found out?
was because your
dumbass little advisor
couldn’t help herself on a zoom
and dropped the vibe like a fucking anvil.

do you know how mid
you have to be
for me to not
suspect an affair
because my
bar for you was that low?
💀💀💀

and still—
i walked away.
never tried to contact you.
ever.
you hadn’t paid support in a year.
i wasn’t chasing you.
i had better shit to do.
i actually didn’t care.

🪄 until
the fraud started lining up
with the bruises,
and the deleted accounts,
and the federal paper trail—
and suddenly
your little “office fling”
looked more like
a civil rico starter pack.

so let’s be clear,
you’re a wife-beater.
and this isn’t about you.
it’s about your choices.
your co-defendants.
your pattern of abuse.
and the documented misconduct
being labeled for court.

you’re not a mystery.
you’re not even interesting.
you’re fucking dangerous.

you’re a man who lied on the record,
cheated in the open,
and got outwitted
by the sleep-deprived single mom
you thought would stay silent.

you didn’t
beat the system.
you married
the baddest bitch.

(ask the teams of lawyers
dancing in circles
to defend your
bullshit
versus…
just me
hehe)

and fucked it up
for a nightmare
with crusty teeth,
zero personality
and an obsession
that just won’t quit.

enjoy the lawsuit,
lover boy.
✶✶