✨homicidal whores✨ with zero personality 🐑🐑🐑🐺🐑

[🧿 a little extra protection to keep these evil, dumb bitches away from me and my child]

yo.
you wanted
attention?

cool.
let’s give these
filthy-ass hoes
the
full
goddamn
fucking
spotlight 🔦

because…they deserve it.


🔥 bitch mode: activated. 🔥

💅🏼 the true bad bitch full disclosure:

i’ve never been ⚡taken out by one man.⚡
i’ve been hit from all fucking angles
by bitch-ass-made cowards
and the “women”
who fucking
solicited it to happen 💥
and called it “not their business.”

but it was.

🫂🤫🐀

you bimbo dipshit
you weren’t watching
from the fucking sidelines.

you were standing in my kitchen
on my fucking neck.
quietly.
fucking politely.
with a drink in your hand
and my fucking name in your mouth.

✨👀✨🔪

—yo.

these weren’t innocent bitches.
they were calculated as fuck.
homicidal whores with zero personality
and too many fucking
daddy issues to function
without orbiting someone else’s life
because
you’ve never been original,
you’re just
ok✨ at
shape-shifting
into a bitch men can ruin
without guilt.

✨🐀💍💋✨

baby girl
i clocked
the entire fucking dumb-twat playbook

and now??
i’m naming it,
line by fucking line.

🔥 “are you still texting my abusive husband rn???”
🔥 not confused. just a sneaky little slut with ambition and no morals.”
🔥 “if the coke didn’t rot your nose, karma will rot your reputation.”
🔥“this isn’t shade. it’s a fucking slut-tastic autopsy.”

this one’s for
the nasty bitches
who smile in your face
while eye-fucking your man
fucking over your baby
your fucking life
like if i wasn’t busy
bleeding the fuck out
and too fucking loyal to notice
you were in the corner
fucking laughing.

so let’s fucking go. 💫

because look,
you’re not messy.
you’re a fucking dangerous bitch
with no boundaries,
no fucking remorse,

and no ability to be liked
without being a slut
or fucking lying.

baby,
you couldn’t build a relationship
if your goddamn life
depended on it.
you just lurch
into other people’s lives
and play fucking pretend
until they either
fuck you
or figure you the fuck out.

⚠️🐀

then you cry.
(the white girl tears)
you fucking ghost.
and sweetie,
you’re not confused.
you’re a pussy-ass opportunist
with a shopping addiction,
no fucking identity,
and the kind of family dysfunction
you try to heal
by hurting other women.

nice, bitch.

👩🏻🤥🐍

next time you think
you can fuck with someone’s life
because you’re bored
and nobody ever held you accountable—

remember this:

💥💀

i don’t forgive,
i don’t forget,
nah.
i make sure
everyone fucking knows
you’re not hot.
you’re not interesting.
you’re just overly fucking available
and morally fucking bankrupt.
baby,
you weaponize softness,
feminism,
fucking girl power—
and play victim
like the annoying ass
fake white women,
you really are.

🤞🤥🤫💋

so attention all whores,
you knew exactly
what the fuck you were doing.
so don’t play dumb now.
don’t pull that
“omg i never meant to hurt anyone” shit
like you didn’t clock
every single thing
before you fucking did it.
like you weren’t waiting
for it to blow up
so you could slide in
and pretend you weren’t involved.

😇🤫😈

✨…fucking pathetic.

girlie,
you weren’t there for him
you were plotting on me. 💥
you were obsessed with me 💥
and needed to prove
you could steal something
i fucking built
because you have nothing of your own.
but you knew he had a kid.
you knew he had a pregnant wife.
you knew i was in the fucking hospital
while you were funding his high
and checking my page
like you earned front-row seats
to the fucking fallout.

👀👤🔪

nah sweetie,
you don’t need therapy.
you need to be fucking exiled.

✨✈️🏝️👹✨

the psychotic, hopeless slut diagnosis— 📢⚠️
babe,
the cool girl isn’t confused,
she’s fucking calculating

(aka the bitches who will fuck your man,
watch your baby cry, and call it “
vibes)

👀+🤡+❤️‍🔥+📍

bro,
these hoes are not victims.
they’re fucking strategists.
they do this shit
in sequins and
a fake-ass girl power aesthetic.
zero morals,
just alcohol breath
and ethical fucking failures.

they’ll call it
🥺 “i was just being there for him.”
🥺 “you two weren’t really together.”
🥺 “i never meant for anything to happen.”

🐍🍎✨

bitch.
you meant.
you planned.
you fucking benefited.

this shit is the playbook
of desperate ass sluts 👇🏻

1. 🐍 low key insert yourself

pretend to be the friend,
the work buddy,
the fucking therapist with no license.
bring wine.
bring a line.

bring “omg i just want to help.”
aka; that’s just code for

you weren’t there to help.
you were there to fucking study me.
you sat in my house.
you held my kid.
you listened to every detail of my life
like it was fucking homework 🤡
because you knew you didn’t have shit of your own.
you wanted what i built—
without doing the work,
without carrying the fucking weight,
without living through
the fucking hell i survived to have it.

2. 🤏 bro, try to jack her vibe

you’ll notice
she starts fucking acting like you.
talking like you??
this bitch
knows your schedule better than
your fucking google calendar.
“haha we’re like twins!”
💀⚰️
nah babe.
you’re like a roach
in a badly put-together outfit.


i get it—
you couldn’t get a man on your own,
so you simulated
the baddie who had one.
you thought if you performed enough of me,
maybe he’d hand you the life
you couldn’t create for your-fucking-self.
bitch, you didn’t seduce him—
you posed as me
and hoped he was dumb enough
to fall for the coked-out fucking knockoff.

🕊️✨

3. 🫦 you’d fuck…literally anything,
that would give you a fucking compliment

you crossed lines you knew were lines

you weren’t friendly.
you were thirsty.
you were fucking computed.
you did disrespectful shit
and then dared me to fucking react
because you knew
if i called it out,
i’d look dramatic.
that’s how bitches like you fucking operate—
slither through loopholes
and dare
to catch you with proof.
but we both know what the fuck you did.

the private jokes.
weird-ass eye contact.
favors no one fucking asked for.
lingering fucking touches
like she’s entitled to proximity.
calls it “friendly.”
you’d call it
“get the fuck away from my husband.”

4. 🎭 the fake fucking feminist exit clause

“i support women”
but she’s halfway down your man’s pants
and still thinks if
she says “queen” in a dm
you won’t notice
the fucking betrayal
seething into every fucking interaction.

you built your
moral-void fucking alibi

🥺 "she was struggling"
🥺 "he hit on me first, after the bump"
🥺 "i would never hurt her"


i bet you
fed that shit…
to anyone who’d listen
because you knew what was coming.
you needed fucking cover.
so you planted your
little fake-ass empathy bombs early
so when your name got dragged,
you could fall back on the lie
that you ever gave a fuck about me.

🕯️ thoughts and prayers, bitch.

5. 🕳️ poof, gone (but not really)

when the truth starts cracking
through the dumb fucking facade,
babe, she disappears.
but she’s watching.
fucking stalking.
refreshing your stories
like it’s fucking Love Island
and she’s the executive producer
of your fucking trauma.

😵👻

baby,
you disappeared
before the fucking
accountability showed up

you went silent.
not sorry.
definitely not self-reflective.
just fucking missing.
because you know what silence buys you:
plausible deniability.
but
let me be crystal fucking clear—
any bitch
who ghosts and lurks
is not confused.
she’s fucking guilty.

and listen you fucking whore—
your silence?
says it louder than anything
you could ever fucking text.

⚠️☠️🚨

🧠 the desperate pick-me bitch
PSYCHOLOGY (but like, with hands)

aka: 💋😊🤝🔪 +
[💊❄️+🍆+🍑]=✨🤤✨

narcissistic supply:
this desperate slut?—
doesn’t even want your man,
she wants to win the game
and be able to say “he wanted me more.”
you’re not a fucking person to her.
you’re a mirror
she wants to fucking break.


relational aggression in a crop top
that looks…awkward:
(and yes, their outfits always look “off”)
these dumb bitches
don’t confront you.
they try to supersede you.
slowly.
silently.
like mold behind drywall.

🧟‍♀️👹👵


shame-avoidant little cowards:
she won’t say shit.
not because she’s innocent…
nah—
because if she opens her mouth,
you’ll end her life with fucking facts.

🐷🐷🐷

triangulation addiction:
the kink isn’t the dick.
it’s the drama.
she doesn’t want love—
she wants to feel superior
in the triangle she
built out of your fucking pain.

💋 thanks whore.

✨☠️ WHY IT HITS HARDER
THAN THE DUMB-ASS MAN

your man betrayed you?
yeah.
shit is obvious.

💊❄️+🍆+🍑=✨🤤✨

foreseeable bullshit.

but THESE dumb bitches?
[
hi sluts👋]
these cunts brought
fucking snacks to the funeral
and acted like they were grieving
when really??—
these stupid-ass-hoes
helped fucking bury you.

you lose the man
and the pyschotic friend.
and everybody’s too busy
calling her a “free fucking spirit”
to clock the fact
that she’s a fucking emotional predator
with instagram stories
no one fucking watches—
and a coke plug.

🐺🐑🐑🐑

listen,
you weren’t scared.

you were just cornered.
and instead of owning it like a grown woman,
you picked the shitty-ass coward’s route—
run and hide,
stalk me,
wait for the fucking storm to pass.

but surprise, bitch.
i am the storm.

🙏🪦 (good luck)

🧠 let’s be real about why you did it

✦ because you wanted to be picked.
✦ because you needed to feel better than me.
✦ because you don’t know how to exist outside of someone else’s shadow.
✦ because you got off on the power trip of knowing shit behind my back.
✦ because watching me suffer made you feel superior.

😊🔪✨

baby,
admit that shit.

🫂❄️🐍

you weren’t messy.
you were fucking methodical.

and when shit hit the fan,
you weren’t the victim.
you were the fucking stalker.
you just didn’t think
i’d survive long enough to tell the fucking story.

💥you fucking dumbass
you didn’t just enable him.

🗣️ you assisted him. ☠️

🗣️ you helped an addict
🗣️ cheat on a pregnant woman /
🗣️ a woman raising his fucking newborn—
🗣️ you aided him
🗣️ lie,
🗣️ sneak,
🗣️ hide fucking money from his wife and child,
🗣️ fucking relapse, 💊
🗣️ become fucking violent—
🗣️ manipulate,
🗣️ spiral.


baby,
you helped cover it,
minimize it,
laugh at it,
fucking enjoy it.

😨

you made me look crazy
while you were quietly holding the fucking lighter.

and i’m supposed to call that—
“complicated”?
nah.
it’s fucking evil.

🖕 closure?
bitch, i don’t need it.

this is a fucking execution.

you don’t get to pop in
with your soft voice and “queen” emojis
after you emotionally gutted another woman
and pretended
it wasn’t your fucking fault.

✨🥺👉👈✨

i don’t want your fake regret.
i don’t want your bullshit tears.
i definitely don’t want your
fake ass “feminist intellectualism”—
nah babe—
i want you to live with the fucking truth:

🥶 you chose to betray me.
🥶 you chose to side with chaos and violence.
🥶 you chose your ego over my life.
🥶 you chose to endanger me and my child.

girlie,
you’re a
fucking backstabbing whore.
(that keeps getting—
progressively less attractive)
and sweetie,
you have such
tiny ass balls,
you couldn’t even say that shit
to my fucking face.

🐺🥸🐑

and now?
bitch,
you don’t get
a single fucking inch of protection
from the fallout
you helped fucking create.

honey,
i’m coming for you.

🚨 that’s a fucking promise. 🚨

because you??
you’re not a victim.
you’re not misunderstood.

you’re a fucking pathetic
saboteur with shitty lashes,
worse hair,
and fake fucking allyship.

and also??
your outfits fucking suck.

they look as desperate as you really are... 🙂

and this time??
honey,
you don’t get to stay anonymous.

i’m done being polite.
i’m done sparing individuals
who never gave a fuck about sparing me.
your silence was not grace.
it was fucking strategy.

🐑🐑🐑🐺🐑

but shit,
i talk.
and i don’t shut the fuck up.

and everyone’s already asking…

✨🧂✨

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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