📂 a love story in 800 pages of docs and a vape hit to the fucking face.💫

aka 📂 “you’re already lying to your lawyers?? damn, that’s crazy.”

so babe.
like are you so deeply,
irrevocably,
legally FUCKED—
or what???

idkkkkkk.
appears evil as shit.

—

✨😶‍🌫🔥💨

look at me.
sitting here.
vape in one hand.
hard drive fucking screaming.
screens glowing like
shits about to explode, bro.
and i’m thinking—
so babe.
you’re in court docs,
fucking flailing??💫
right?
telling stories,
delusional tales—
writing checks with timelines
you made up in the motherfucking group chat.
and same time
i’m over here
in a fucking crop top
exhaling fake ass smoke—
surrounded by
your own
…
✨dumbass paperwork✨
✨direct statements✨
and ✨deleted comms✨

baby,
that’s only—
one of six piles 💫
chilling behind a goddamn baby gate.
and look, it’s—
✦ labeled.
✦ dated.
✦ fucking alphabetized 💫✨

bro,
some of that shit?
in a box,
✨i forgot fucking existed.✨

so, you thought
i wouldn’t notice?
you thought i wouldn’t remember?
babe,
i printed fucking everything.
i saved it all.
and every piece of mail
you didn’t intercept
is a receipt.

emails that contradict
whole ass court filings. 🔥
timestamps that nuke
entire fucking timelines. 🔥
policy paperwork signed—
while my incision was still fucking bleeding. 🔥

damn. 🔥🔥🔥

and you know
what’s so fucking funny?
i really think
you thought you were fucking clever.
you really thought
if you deleted the dms 🔥
and defrauded the co-owner 🔥
and deleted the docs i signed off the portal 🔥🔥🔥
and dropped some threats on your little burner account
that i wouldn’t—
piece it the fuck together.

and yo,
y’all really ran half that shit
✨off-fucking-channel??✨
like the dumbasses
you truly are.

you thought “pregnant + moving + broke” meant “stupid.”

naaaaah—
dummies.💫
i just needed a second.
you know,
regaining consciousness
between the
come-downs, ✨❄️😵‍💫
this goddamn dude
rage-spitting in my face
and repeatedly punching my goddamn skull💫
but shit,
let’s just say—
i’m noticing.
i’m noticing fucking all of it.

yo,
my laptop
is having a fucking asthma attack
from how much
incriminating shit
i’ve uploaded
between fucking naps.
google drive said
✨“ma’am, this is excessive.”✨
good.

and
i’ve barely fucking started.
shit babes,
all this
is between changing diapers
and constitutional law case briefs.
fuck.
bro
i run like 2 weeks of shit
through a search
and
BING BING BING
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
HOLD UP
36 instances💫
of this motherfucker
being sketchy as fuck.
just uploading
the statements,
the dumbass locations,
the debit pings,
some random shit i find—
while not even fucking looking.
AND ✨FUCK✨

like—
y’all thought
i was actual trash, right?
ok.
straight fucked me over??—
when i was the most vulnerable
and fully fucking trusted you?
✨alright✨
like, yo
demon spouse—
wtf did you convey to
this whole goblin-infested office
to make them respect me
so fucking little??—
bro,
because it’s straight
horrendous misconduct🔥🔥🔥
like
did the yay
fuck with y’alls
ethical standards✨
that fucking severely??
shit,
guess so.
cool.

nice bro.
but sadly,
i’ve got ✨the docs✨
you had me sign
under medical duress💫
lol,
so—
(hits the vape💨)

records are
✨funny like that.✨

and nahhh
you’re not already
in violation of multiple regulations??
nooooo—can’t be?
🔥🔥🔥🔥
✦ civil? yep.
✦ fiduciary? fucking obviously.
✦ securities? shit, are you going to jail?
✦ HIPAA? oops.
✦ data privacy?
you broke federal code to protect your fuckbuddy’s habit??

…

let’s hope the fuck not💫

(thoughts and prayers homies)

because yo,
you stupid, stupid bitches
that would be
extraordinarily dumb shit.

but lol
you still
trying to lawyer
your way through it??
still operating
like this was
just “a misunderstanding”
and not a full-scale
digital fucking felony slumber party?

babe.
maybe??
be so fucking serious💫
you couldn’t even
scrub that shit properly.
y’alls ✨fingerprints ✨
are fucking everywhere.
this ain’t even discovery.
this is a fucking chill-ass forensic exorcism.

so lie ✨
fuck it,
to your advisor.
because damn,
they’ll find out.
so i’m just gonna keep ✨uploading✨
one fucked up receipt at a time.

✨🔥

because look,
i forgot how much
this timeline fucking sucks.
but trust me, it did—i lived it pregnant.
and now??
that same shitty-ass timeline?
babe,
it’s gunna
fuck you right back.💫

…

💀 “she hasn’t even opened the september 2023 folder”
💀 “why did they lie about the ownership trail for a $30 premium?”
💀 “who let her get this many screenshots?”
💀 “why the fuck did we email her in january?”

idk man,
i hope you’re fucking hydrated.

🔥