emotional? nah babe. i’m drowning in timestamped, geolocated fucking evidence. 🌃🤫💰🎱🔌✨

hi.
unfortunate timing
for you to arrive at my trauma blog 🥀

—

✨welcome to when—
i mapped a goddamn logistics network✨

✨🧱💸🚗✨
—for addiction,
goddamn larceny, 💸🐍
and office-adjacent fucking cover.
on
the
dumbass
record. 💫✨

—

ok babe,
tragically—
i have everything. ✨📂
and guess what?
it’s pipeline behavior.
not just
🌬️cubicle party conduct.

✨🤙🏻😌

uh oh.
yo, i haven’t yet even
gone through all this shit
but goddamn✨—
i have every
fucking
timestamped receipt
with geolocations✨

✨🎱🔌✨

(!!!!)

so…
we still going with…
no duty?✨
no supervision?✨
who the fuck are you?
??

still…

🧂✨ "he just cheated"

babe,
he’s on the clock.
with you!

✨”fucccccccck”✨

—

lol
nah babe, 😵
he built an entire
fentanyl-adjacent logistics chain
out of my meds,
my card,
and evidently—
your fucking apartment.
honey, 👋🏻🥴
you were the ✨daytime supplier.✨

✨❄️😵‍💫🧷

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no, like.
it starts before october.
because by then?
all of a sudden,
~40 adderall go poof.
✨👉 💊💊💊💊💊💊✨
documented and timestamped.
not recreationally.
not for funsies.
this wasn’t your man going clubbing.
this was your man spiraling.
this is a dude who needs something
to trade, ✨❄️💰✨
so he’s not trying to down
10 fucking pills a day??
nah—
that shit is currency to
keep the fucking habit alive—💋 babe!
in a blow-centered-cubicle den
until suddenly—
he’s also!
failing out of the army reserves
right after medical screening??
within days.
oh word?
hmmmm
you think that’s a coincidence?
it ain’t for the addys
the va later fucking prescriped him y’all
✨❄️🥄⚖️💰✨
oh shit.
lmfao.
damn, literally the whole story.
in documented shit.
and it gets worse—
then comes november.
now he’s asking for
a photo of my credit card
while in line somewhere.
lol.
the data lives—
so he says he’s
“paying the bill for the card.”
NOPEEEE.
BABE, NAH—
✨🌃🔦💰🏃‍♂️✨
he immediately starts
pulling $100 cash advances
maxing out this shit in WEEKS.
denver adjacent??
work hour adjacent??
y’alls name and location
fucking ADJACENT?!
omg.

✨🤫🎱🔌✨

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by december???
he admits to the cash pulls in writing.
let me say it louder for the defense zoom call:
🗣️ he confesses to the financial theft
by december—✨🤫💸💸💸💸💸
but babe!
he can’t explain for what,
❄️📲🔌🏃‍♂️✨
but i do know
he’s always with y’all,
on record + at the office 🔑🏃‍♂️✨
and that’s the cleanest part of the story.

'cause babe,
during that exact same month
that exact same time window??
he’s posted up
at the office all day,
or in one on one meetings,
directly naming people,
✨🤜🏻🤛🏻✨
shit,
i even see y’all in person—
overtly backing this narrative,
but hey,
cash advances + spiraling violent behavior
+ ✨🤙🏻😎✨
late night at the goblin’s apartment
with senior reps eating…cheese??
til midnight babe??
🧀✨??
shit.
but…
that same exact moment…
he’s pulling $100’s off a credit card????

✨🔌🏠✨

✨uh ohhhhhhh.✨

you’re fucked.
🎱🔌🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀✨

but then?
when the cash
and daytime blow—
ain’t hitting fast enough??
when he’s coming down??
from those crashes
after office hours????
yo,
you fucking assholes 🔥
he starts—
fucking strangling me 🔥🔥🔥
starts beating my ass—🔥🔥🔥
💥 🤼 🤫
literally.
on record.
entire third trimester—
dated.
in court docs.✨
exact same timeline.
textbook stimulant-induced lethality spike.
look it up.
no seriously.
look it the fuck up.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

YOU fucking DUMBASS DIPSHITS.

—

🕊🧘🌿✨

(deep breath.)

…

meanwhile
y’all still playing
make-believe mentorship
with a dude who made zero sales,
✨SEEMINGLY✨
failed his military physical,
and was physically deteriorating
in front of your eyes.
but sure,
let’s pretend it was passion.
let’s pretend it was fucking potential.
let’s pretend none of you noticed
he was ✨ stealing pills, ✨
redistributing them,
pocketing cash,
and staying alive off of what i built
that you fucking
directly ✨🤡🤡🤡
saw in our financial file
when you went through that shit
line by fucking line
…(literally and figuratively) ✨🍳
while you helped him fucking destroy me
and himself.

yo.
i already have the archives,
the timestamps,
the location data,
the cash pulls,
the text confessions,
and the calendar matchups.

i’ve got the re-up pattern.
i’ve got the list of who was there.
i’ve got the motherfucking discovery data coming next.

and guess what, babe?
this wasn’t cheating.
this was fucking trafficking-adjacent.
blow or sex?
unclear—could be both.
and all of you showed up on the rotation
like it was normal.

y’all looked at my fucking face,
came in to my fucking home,
expectant + “new mother” and shit—
and fucking
lied repeatedly,
defrauded me—
probably fucked my husband,
straight up covered that shit
with ✨a whole ass institution✨—
fucking drained me
my whole goddamn pregnancy
to fuel the fucking sex and drugs pipeline???

LMFAO,
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK Y’ALL ARE???

not hot enough for this shit bro.

—

so, to recap—
he traded for pills in october,
ran cash advances in november,
and “blew” through that cover by december.
(and spontaneously quit)
shit,
the only reason
he made it to january
was because
y’all made fucking sure—
i almost fucking didn’t.

🪓

next bitch.

you’re all named and completely fucked.