✨🧠 the psychology of a spiraling addict with unmonitored internet access

🧠 the psychology of a spiraling addict:
✨aka: the con breaks down in real time✨

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★ the “nyc it girl” delusion
um….bro.
are you okay???
you’re with us right?
i said—✨drug dealer and SA vibes✨
homie,
this isn’t
“you’re jealous of the popular girl.”
this is:
a mid-ass coworker
acting as a plug to an addict
while fronting as fucking finance professionals
trauma-bonding a married man
off his wife’s mortgage + law-school tuition.
yooo.
not hotter,
not smarter,
not cooler—
just closer to the yayo??
damn—i guess
no man wants to admit
he threw his family away
for that,
so my guy has to reframe that shit:

✨you’re just mad because she’s more liked.✨

bro. 💀
what???

kinda like…fucking blow???

✨👏😐

★ the meme game is a fucking confession
yo,
my dude
is not posting facts.
he’s crying “she’s bitter”
because he’s got no fucking rebuttal to:
✦ screenshots✨
✦ timelines✨
✦ dated fucking documents✨
✦ court orders✨
✦ medical + financial paper trails✨
✦ surgical psych analysis✨

so he reduces it to:

✨“she’s just mad 😭 she’s not as popular as the cocaine plug from manhattan!!” ✨

omg.
holy fucking shit.
yoooooo—
are y’all okay?????

ain’t y’all like
mid-fucking-thirties—
and ivy educated???

whhhhattt?

★ the unfortunate math
it’s bizarre behavior
to observe
because
homie knows
clearly—
i was hotter,
smarter,
more fucking stable—
and babe,
funded the whole goddamn thing.✨

but shit,
✨now he’s trapped✨
so he has to cling to her,
like the last liferaft on a sinking fucking ship—
because the alternative is admitting he:
✦ ruined his life + your family
✦ beat his pregnant wife
✦ traded a bad-bitch mommy glow-up
✨for a genetically tragic low-level financial orgy✨

yikes

🖤🥀

★ she’s nuts—
nah babe, i’m in fucking shock✨
yo,
i’m not jealous??
i’m subdued by sheer fucking astonishment.
and high-key traumatized
that my whole fucking family chronology 💫
✨❄️😵‍💫💍💋✨
never even fucking existed.
bro,
straight fucking obliterated
by the most mid associate ever??
with a baggie + a fucking crush???
ok?
that’s a lame-ass story bro.
and your response is
yeah stupid—
she’s the cool
“nyc it girl”
who fed coke
to a married dude
in fucking recovery—
✨❄️😵‍💫
just to feel alive???

okie doke.

anyway.

look,
he was
always
going to
pick addiction 💋—
not because
it was better,
but because
he was
already fucking gone.

babe,
he was never even fucking there. 💫

🔥 just vibes bro.

yo.
i say this with my
entire little beating heart—
may this shit
never happen to
another goddamn soul.
because finding out
your baby’s entire fucking timeline—
is really just a cover for
a poorly blow-induced
multi-tier corporate fraud?

nah.
nope.

is not for the fucking weak.

🕯️this shit is severely fucked up.
🕯️i wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
🕯️i’m apparently the only bitch still tethered to fucking reality.

and yeah—
sweetie,
the grass may look greener over there.
but only because
i watered that shit
and you’re probably—
✨🦋on fucking drugs🦋✨

but hey,
don’t forget—
you straight up
abandoned your own fucking kid 💊💫✨
on the way out
the goddamn door.
💋✨

so,
greener, huh?

🤡

babe,
✨that’s psychotic✨
and highly fucking embarrassing.

—

pity her pop
is a punk ass little bitch
that crosses his legs way too tightly 💋
when he fucking sits.💫✨

✨🪞💊🐍✨