you need a whole-ass degree just to deduce how badly you’re being fucked💫
lol but,
studying law
is the most unhinged shit
i’ve ever done
because it’s not what you think.
you’d assume it’s like
“here’s what’s legal, here’s what’s not.”
maybe black and white?
crime and punishment.
nah, babe.
shit’s all vibes.
✦ “what was their intent in their psyches?”
✦ “was that shit reasonable, but on what standard?”
✦ “well fucking technically there’s precedent from 1994 that—”
word.
bro
i’m just out here like
yo,
are…these individuals just overtly…
violating the law??
like, routinely??
in fucking daylight??
yo.
cuz just like 101 shit,
is the wildest part:
the basics—
contracts,
motherfucking duty,
elements,
reasonable standard shit,
and yo,
legal writing and
AI-powered law libraries??
—
and i swear
it’s like
everywhere you look,
you’re just
low-key shocked—
“yo, wait a fucking minute…
i really think these motherfuckers
are breaking actual laws.
like, right fucking now.”
and babe,
fuck—
seems like
this shit isn’t rare.
this shit isn’t extraordinary.
people get fucked
all the time
because nobody’s supervising shit.
and other people??
yo, some of these fuckers are
just directly goddamn brazen with it.
and because
the language of the law
is written in 8-point fucking footnotes
and goddamn latin???
—we just get straight fucked.
for real,
i think the world
is just full of unregulated chaos
and most people
don’t know
they’re allowed to call bullshit
because they literally
can’t read the fucking fine print.
✦ people don’t know what “duty” means.
✦ people don’t know how contracts work.
✦ people don’t know they’re allowed to say “this shit feels off” and be right.
—
and once you
do start learning it?
yo, it’s over.
because now you can name it.
you can document it.
you can build the timeline.
and when you lay it all out,
you’re like:
oh no, this shit looks cooked.
🔥
like—
maybe...
this isn’t paranoia.
this is torts.
this is breach.
this is fraud.
this is—
“where was your supervisor, bitch.”
this is—
“why the fuck am i the only one taking motherfucking notes.”
🥘🔥💀
ok, so that’s
what breaks my brain.
because it means
the system isn’t just flawed—
it’s inaccessible.
because bro,
you need
a whole-ass degree
just to figure out
how badly you’re being fucked.
and by the time
you figure that shit out,
babe!
you’re already broke,
fucking traumatized,
and five years behind.
also probably, absolutely conveniently—
outside of those fucking ✨statute of limitations.✨
🔥
yep—
studying law is funny as hell.
not “haha” funny.
more like
“holy shit, this is a fucking scam” funny.
knowledge ain’t power.
it’s the fucking paywall.
baby!
the only reason
i can even attempt to
fight back is
because i know how to:
✦ document that shit
✦ read a basic fucking contract
✦ understand the fundamentals of motherfucking duty
✦ spot a goddamn violation
that’s it.
not magic.
definitely not fucking brilliance.
just plain goddamn literacy.
🔥💀
damn.
ok so,
the system isn’t
hard to understand
because it’s so fucking deep,
it’s hard to understand
because it keeps people powerless.
if normal people could read it,
there would be
a lot
more
motherfuckers
in handcuffs by now.
i guess law school
is the ultimate dark satire:
you study for years
to realize you weren’t crazy,
you were just being—
robbed blind in goddamn latin.
💫
