a deep house love story & other public stupidity 🎛️🎧

wait.

…(the 🫖)…

so.
my guy
took one look at that
facebook profile pic and said,

…

“wait, is that your husband?”

👯‍♀️

and baby,
i had to say yes 🤡
because shit—it is
and he is
and the banner is literally them 👭🏼
as fucking cartoon characters in love
like this man
went from 🔥🔥 felony assaults
and a newborn
to bitmoji boyfriend
like it was fucking nothing.

✨🗼㊙㊗🥋👊🤕❤️‍🔥

…

and the best part?
i didn’t go looking for this.
i didn’t stalk. i didn’t dig.
i got handed this by
other
fucking
people
who are also like

✨💡✨

“what in the sex-offender registry is going on here???”

noooooooo.

lmfao.

🎶🕺

—

this is fucking full con energy.

because it:

✦ confirms cohabitation or at least
a sustained,
documented relationship
during a time he was claiming
what exactly?
to the bench?
ecstasy & osteoporosis 🪩 motherfuckers.

✦ discredits any denial of contact, intent, or fucking proximity

✦ gives clear visuals of mutuality—
she’s not just “watching” me,
she’s weirdly claiming him??

ew.

✦ and the fucking banner?
holy shit,
the ✨banner✨ is
proof of fucking narrative.
she’s not just dating him,
she’s fucking fantasizing publicly
about being bonded to him.

word.

(⋆ 🌊🦈. * ⋆.)

okie doke.

it’s giving
middle-aged, molly’d,
and fucking legally monitored.

lol shit.
cool babe.
i’ll just be out here—
chill. accurate. fucking unimpeachable.
goddamn.
raising our actual child.
solo.

😐
really out here
having to ID my own husband
in a profile that
multiple people independently sent me
after i reported
this crazy ass shit—
which was clearly and fucking
shockingly (stupidly)
coordinated harassment
by him
and a woman who…
is literally advertising
that she’s the woman fucking harassing me.

✨🧠🐌✨

—

what???

the fuck?

bro, please go away.

🥋👊🔥✈️

—

anyway.

so yes, babe.

this is my real life. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

but it’s also
the exact moment
shit woke the fuck up.
because it stopped being
he said / she said
and started being:

oh shit.
they're harassing me.
in public.
frequently.
fucking boldly.

psychotic behavior.

🎶🕺💃

bro
if he looks like a
liar,
cheater,
and addict—
and he behaves like one,
publicly and fucking consistently,

🤵🏼🤥💔👰🏼

and…BABE.
if he was
literally burner-stalking me
while under felony bond
with a protective order
and a second fucking family.

then shit—

👏...👏...👏

bitch…
looks like it’s a fucking husband.

and
yeah homie
i think this
is the start of fucking justice

🎧🧘‍♀️✨