did i just… respect a man in authority? 🥵🔥🚓

nnnnaaaaah.
not me.
yo.

get me the fuck out of here.

cuz honestly—
i started to tilt my head a little.

…

me: fuck the system.
also me: babe did you just say…serve and protect?

🔥🔥🔥🔥

hiiiiiiiiii.

🥵

shit.
i am
fucking available. 💋

(bro, come on…i’m kidding)

ok.
put my ass in time out.

but💥—
you ever meet a dude
so fucking competent 🥵🥵🥵
you get mad
about how hot
goddamn ✨justice✨ is??

(damn babe 👑)

bro.
not me side-eyeing
a sworn fucking official
like,
wow honey,
you really read the protection order?
you respect women?

🐷🔥🥵

(cuff me, babe)

shit.

and fucking suddenly
i was like
wait… 💕
is this what fucking safety feels like???
nah, hold up a fucking second—
someone punch me
in my anarchist fucking face.

and then like
my trauma-scrambled brain went:
okay…
but
what if i sat on your desk and cried…respectfully??

yo.

I
AM
FUCKING
KIDDING.

✨🚨✨

but like…shit.
fuck me up.

honey—
moms have to live too.

lol
all out here like...
wait—am i a fucking cop wife now?
do i bring him coffee in court?
do i delete my fuck the police posts?

“🖕🏼👮🏼‍♂️🚓”

(babe! i didn’t mean it 💋)

LMFAO.

nah.

baby—
let’s just say
i almost thanked the fucking state.
omfg.
kill me.

🔥

but delete never.

🐷💔