yo wtf is this 🤣✨🤡👇

💀

bro,
are y’all…
aware of each other?

✨🫨🎻

like i stayed up
all night—
exam week…
to just,
dance in fucking circles???

—🤔💭

✦ corporate answer:
“goblin and fraud-girl jr. were the
listed representatives on the policies in question.”
😏🤝🙄 ok. word. obvious—basic shit.✨

✦ individual rep / frat-squad answer:

“never met this bitch. we weren’t actually her reps! she wasn’t a fucking client! she just maybe emailed us!”
🚨 BINGBONG that’s a denial. oh shit 🤣—bro, what? oh, you don’t know me like that? ✨💀

✦ and mr. zero-child-support w/ a law firm answer:

“it was all professional! no abuse! 🪦✨ also i have no knowledge of any rep assignments!”
🧠 my guy’s out here running a solo improv night.

brooooooooo.

y’all took me tf out w these.

😐✨

no lie.
i was reading just like,
wait,
what the fuck?

ok.

👋🏻✨

yo,
it truly
straight took me
~6 fucking hours
to organize
this shit-show in my inbox—
you know,
catch up.
because look,
baby girl??
mid-✨sleep regression✨
for a fucking month,
21 months freestyle,
zero sleep,
homie,
my kid wouldn’t go down
til midnight
🌪️👶🏼✨
and it’s midterms week
week behind in case briefs
i think i have a fucking paper due—
i have like $7
and zero babysitter

but—

y’all.
come on.

😩💔

the fuck was this???

just wanna watch me
run fucking laps?
🏃🔁💫
proving
the most basic-ass shit?
this is true fucking client care, bro.
yo,
my dudes even
out here—
avoiding jurisdiction? 😐✨
”i was never
even fucking there—
definitely not
committing fraud
and punching pregnant chicks.”

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻✨

stop.

…LMFAO.
fucking get it.

🔥💀

…

(now on to criminal law at 5:30am.)