on the record: liars and cons™
statement for the record (a.k.a. make it make sense edition)
✦
so the official story
they’re trying to sell the court is this:
after the company
assigned me—
a “representative” who was
so professionally involved with my husband
that she literally came into my home
and held my newborn child—
documented photo,
timestamped,
all that shit—
that when
this same rep
mysteriously vanished
from my fucking account
mid-cycle,
post-estrangement
and a completely random
new goddamn person
suddenly appeared
handling my shit,
i, the actual client,
the person paying,
just
never
asked fucking why.
lmfao.
…?????
what????
✦ no questions.
✦ no “who the fuck is this?”
✦ no “where did my previous rep go?”
✦ no “why is someone new in my portal?”
and
months later—
after
i trust this new bitch enough
to initiate a new fucking policy,
out of absolutely nowhere—
they want the court
to believe
that i randomly
“decided”
this vanished rep
(who doesn’t even live
in the same fucking state anymore,
doesn’t even live where my husband lives)
is somehow
tied to
the internal fraud
that wrecked
my fucking finances
while i was goddamn pregnant.
like yeah.
totally.
nothing suspicious
made it up out of nowhere.
no one said shit,
or called it “hostile”—
not damning
at all
that a goblin
who disappears
right after
cozying up to my fucking husband,
that i bought a christmas gift for—
allowed to touch my kid—
that i never even registered
as a fucking possibility—
fucking clearly
because…
bro look at her.
while she still
peeps my private shit
multiple times a day—
like she’s got a goddamn secret.
and a new handler
that’s basically a child—
slides in,
no explanation,
and i just…
never notice?
never ask?
…
made this whole conversation up???
my new rep
is openly—
lying in court documents???
and now…
after i’ve been putting
in writing
for months
that i was told
she was removed for
a personal awkward relationship—
begged for clarification,
filed a fucking lawsuit—
THAT
IT
NEVER
EVEN
FUCKING
HAPPEN.
DINGDONG.
is anyone home??
babe!
she never even said that!
and now?
after i told goblin’s lawyer
the date of my order?
BABE!
she “officially” left—
THE NEXT DAY.
…
yes.
that’s the
fucking fantasy version
they filed—
to a court.
and signed their goddamn names.
and babe,
it collapses the second
you fucking read it out loud.
