when you fuck with yay’ed-out stalkers and children handling your wife’s money

the petty files:

how being mid, on drugs, and desperate will get you caught.

—

visualize—
getting away with it.
two years later—

completely,

wife blocked it out.
has zero idea.
literally is posting online,
that it was:
the war,
osama—
and fucking ptsd.

but then
because they have
children running money accounts,
the whole office
is so petty
that they have to mock you
for infidelity that almost got you killed,
that you funded,
and then
defraud you out of life policies—
so obviously,
even your single mom ass
sat up like—
yo wtf??

on the record??????

and then
your side goblin dealer—

…is so fucking obsessed…

babe,
she can not stop stalking.
wife unfollowed her.
months ago.
but goblin??
daily—
for years.
after recusing herself??
to the point,
where your legal wife—
is like bitch,
your homie
just said you were in
an “awkward close personal relationship”
with my still now legal husband—

what the actual fuck
are you doing??

…with that…
face…

yo,
holy shit—
and that’s the only reason…

you got caught???

bro,
yes.

these are definitely the cool girls.
everyone wants to be them.

…