✶ all the ways homie is NOT fucking punk rock ✶ 🚦🛹🎸💉💊

aka: no one trusts a man who says “i love blink” but has a domestic violence charge
every tattooed teen girl in that crowd knows exactly what a man like that is.

lmfao.

like…

that dude??
—in a mosh pit?!
bro couldn’t even handle a fucking ball pit.
homie would get knocked once
and call the cops.
tell his mommy.
ask for fucking financial restitution.

little bitch.

🛹⚡️💔

1. relies on women for housing
you ever met a punk
who needed a different woman’s couch
every fucking season?
no, you met a fucking parasite.

2. did cocaine… but made it fucking corny
punk = rebellion.
this dude? relapsing in the fucking suburbs.
while his new girl stalks his wife’s trauma blog.
it’s giving great value tom delonge
with none of the talent and all of the flop.

3. abandoned his kid but still posts “girl dad” content
pop-punk is built on daddy issues,
but the self-aware kind.
punk fights systems—not custody arrangements.

yo.
travis would
throw a fucking drumstick
at his dumbass head
for even trying to pull “girl dad” vibes
after abandoning his own daughter.
you're not angsty bro—you’re just an asshole.

4. weaponized therapy language but never healed shit
“moving on.” “healing.” “protecting my peace.”
nah bro.
you mean “dodging child support,” “beating women,” and “disassociating on live.”
you’re not protecting peace.
you are the fucking chaos.

5. thinks being unemployed is punk
nah babe.
punk is refusing to sell out,
not refusing to show up.
you didn't reject capitalism.
capitalism rejected you.

6. military flunk with imperial delusions
specifically had to be a fucking army ranger
because nothing screams “small dick energy”
and fucking sociopath
louder than
“let me join the most elite imperial death squad
so i don’t have to process fucking emotions.”

💀🎧⚡

lol.
you’d get jumped
by 3 bisexuals in vans
before you even made it
to the fucking monster energy tent.

7. calls himself “a good man” while women have restraining orders
punk owns their darkness.
this dude just rebrands his.
choked his pregnant wife
then ran and hid.

8. let his friends watch her suffer
punk is standing up for the vulnerable.
bro is who the vulnerable need protection from—
💥✨

9. he still gives a fuck about being liked
punk is not reading your ex’s blog at 3am
and sending it to your new supply.
lol

10. needs an audience to exist
punk plays loud alone.
this douchebag fucking collapses
if there’s no one watching.
every meltdown, performance art.
every relapse, another show.

11. replaced love with optics
punk doesn’t love for clout.
this man chooses vibes over vows.
foul pussy over parenting.

12. every girl he dates is a downgrade
you’re not developing—
you’re just fucking downhill.

13. never made art out of pain
punk bleeds onto the page.
he just bled into debt.
no albums.
no fucking zines.
just a burner instagram
and a thousand-yard stare.

14. coward in court. clown on camera.
never showed for his kid.
but caught every concert.
posted up with a drink in hand
while on bond for felony strangulation.
bro,
the system didn’t break you.
you were never fucking built.

15. mommy’s boy with a ritz-carlton backstory
didn’t mommy take you to the ritz
for like your 6th birthday???
because chucky cheese was too overwhelming.
lmfao.
you were raised to be
a fucking brat.

…

and that’s exactly what you are bro.

🔥 verdict:

he’s not punk.
he’s fucking posing.
he’s not rage.
he’s goddamn rot.
not fight-the-system.
just fucked by it.

lol.

every girl at warped
could beat his ass in a pit
and then light his fucking hoodie on fire.
and they would.
especially if they found out
what he did to his wife.

🥁💀🤘