bonus level unlocked: the hoa chose violence 🏡💀

aka: you accidentally backed your HOA into a legal fight

i swear
i didn’t even full energy
beef with this crew.

🤝📜💸

i tried to be like,
yo—
can we be fucking reasonable?

lmfao,
and then like—
i just…
existed.

but bro.
imagine just
trying to survive domestic violence,
+ a deadbeat who refuses to pay
any fucking support
raise a baby,
go to law school,
literally just…
live
in fucking peace—
but nah.

of course not.

the homeowners’ association
looks at all that and goes:

💀

“hmm. what if we committed a light civil rights violation for fun?”

yo.
why though??

🤔

like. babes.
i’m literally
the
only
fucking
person

here
who owns a law textbook,
the resolve to tell you 🚨 “oh hell the fuck nah,”
and multiple trauma diagnoses
and fucking somehow
y’all ended up
in a legal disagreement with me…
over a parking sign???
over a baby gate??
girl.
that’s a fucking talent.


that’s ✨villain origin arc✨ material.

🏛️🕊️⚖️

straight up.
i didn’t even
mean to get the homies sued.
i was just
trying to put up
a safety gate
and mind my fucking business


but nope, shit
next thing you know,
karen from unit downstairs
is like “we read your private emails!”
and i’m like
ok nsa granny lite
enjoy the fair housing complaint,
the fuck?????

now
the hoa board’s
probably
in their email chain like
“who tf told her about civil rights law???”

“we usually just send them bullshit legal threats from our terrifying HOA law firm.”

babe.

i just googled that shit,
because it felt…
that
fucking
dumb.

…and sure enough,
DORA fucking agrees.

lol.

jesus christ.
super casual.

can we just…
not do illegal shit?

like…what the actual fuck is going on here??
so do we just…
bully people
because we think,
nah—
they’ll never fight this shit.”

surprise!

hi! it’s me. 😀
i’m her!

👉✨🦄✨

like.
shit.
can someone pay me instead?
so i can…maybe,
afford textbooks???
groceries??
the fucking light bill??

or just…survive this epicly fucked era???

or maybe…just,
stop
fucking
with
me—

while i’m trying to goddamn survive it

lol.
whatever.

🏡✨ HOA: 0, sam: aiding the “find out”, after they “fucked around”. ✨🏡

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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