bonus level unlocked: the hoa chose violence 🏡💀
aka: you accidentally backed your HOA into a legal fight
—
i swear
i didn’t even full energy
beef with this crew.
🤝📜💸
i tried to be like,
yo—
can we be fucking reasonable?
lmfao,
and then like—
i just…
existed.
but bro.
imagine just
trying to survive domestic violence,
+ a deadbeat who refuses to pay
any fucking support—
raise a baby,
go to law school,
literally just…
live
in fucking peace—
but nah.
of course not.
the homeowners’ association
looks at all that and goes:
💀
“hmm. what if we committed a light civil rights violation for fun?”
yo.
why though??
🤔
like. babes.
i’m literally
the
only
fucking
person
here
who owns a law textbook,
the resolve to tell you 🚨 “oh hell the fuck nah,”
and multiple trauma diagnoses
and fucking somehow
y’all ended up
in a legal disagreement with me…
over a parking sign???
over a baby gate??
girl.
that’s a fucking talent.
that’s ✨villain origin arc✨ material.
🏛️🕊️⚖️
straight up.
i didn’t even
mean to get the homies sued.
i was just
trying to put up
a safety gate
and ✨mind my fucking business✨
but nope, shit
next thing you know,
karen from unit downstairs
is like “we read your private emails!”
and i’m like
ok nsa granny lite —
enjoy the fair housing complaint,
the fuck?????
now
the hoa board’s
probably
in their email chain like
“who tf told her about civil rights law???”
…
“we usually just send them bullshit legal threats from our terrifying HOA law firm.”
babe.
i just googled that shit,
because it felt…
that
fucking
dumb.
…and sure enough,
DORA fucking agrees.
lol.
jesus christ.
super casual.
can we just…
not do illegal shit?
like…what the actual fuck is going on here??
so do we just…
bully people
because we think,
”nah—
they’ll never fight this shit.”
surprise!
hi! it’s me. 😀
i’m her!
👉✨🦄✨
like.
shit.
can someone pay me instead?
so i can…maybe,
afford textbooks???
groceries??
the fucking light bill??
or just…survive this epicly fucked era???
or maybe…just,
stop
fucking
with
me—
✨while i’m trying to goddamn survive it✨
lol.
whatever.
🏡✨ HOA: 0, sam: aiding the “find out”, after they “fucked around”. ✨🏡
