deadbeat logic: “the custody paradox™”
deadbeat dad math:
deranged and dangerous babymama 101.
aka: “the call is coming from inside the coke den”
—
🐍🤥💬
like let’s apply
fucking logic for one goddamn second.
nah like
BABE—
let’s just line this shit up real quick
because
the GODDAMN reasoning
is olympic-level embarrassing.
…
if i was
actually
the demented psycho
in your delulu narrative—
unfit,
crazy,
manipulative,
violent,
abusive,
whatever the fucking slur of the week is—
then
⚠️ explain
why this man
dipped faster than
a fucking 7-Eleven taquito at 2 a.m.
and left
his literal fucking baby with me???
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
lol.
you’re telling me
the “crazy abusive ex”
magically
became the only parent
feeding,
housing,
and protecting the baby 24/7
while he’s out there
drinking,
posting concerts,
and playing fucking suburban stepdad?
make it make sense, bitch.
⚠️
bro.
you can’t
ditch your kid
for a fucking year
and still pretend
you’re the rational one.
…you are a fucking clown.
⚠️
sir.
you can’t
have multiple protection orders,
a fucking felony case,
and a whole second family
and then pretend
your baby mama is the problem.
⚠️
damn dude.
so…🕵🏻♂️
you left your infant with the alleged devil
and ran off to chase
a high
and a female
who can’t spell
fucking accountability
who has
multiple fucking children—
and multiple baby daddies??
holy.
fucking.
insanity.
⚠️
like be so serious.
if i was
that unsafe,
he’d be calling
✨the cops✨
over his actual baby,
not fucking adderall.
🤥🥺✨
you mean
to tell me mister “victim of the evil ex”
looked at his child—
his one genetic fucking W—
and said
“nah, she’s safer with the fucking monster”?
😈🐍🔪
lmfao.
that’s not custody strategy,
that’s a fucking confession by behavior.
if i was what you say,
you’d have
court orders,
supervised visits,
CPS knocking on my door
like a fucking jehovah’s witness.
…but instead?
✨ absolute fucking silence ✨
this baby daddy
didn’t even
pretend to give a fuck.
nah.
✨ no calls.
✨ no diapers.
✨ no fucking child support.
just
a digital fucking pity parade,
a full ass tantrum—
and
a “girlfriend”
doing shitty PR
like she’s running
crisis criminal comms for a flop boy.
✨oh…shit✨
but you know
what
that’s called?
💀 goddamn abandonment.
you know
what
it’s not called?
💀 fucking protecting your child.
…bro.
🤔✨👎
lol
my guy—
you can’t
🤡 desert your kid
and still act like
🤡 the moral fucking compass.
o
m
g
…
the goddamn
needle broke
the second you selected
partying over fucking parenting.
🤥🫤🤨👺
dumbass.
…
so either
he’s the most negligent father alive
or
i’m exactly what i’ve always been—
the stable one
who kept that kid fed,
safe,
and loved
while y’all were out here
fucking raving—
like it’s therapy for the unmedicated.
🤡
the math
is mathing, babe:
if i was the danger,
he would have never left her—
instead,
he ran to a relapse family,
lol nah.
he’s got mugshots,
fucking felonies,
and
a texas sister wife ☠️
who posts
✨ bar selfies ✨
while our kid sleeps
through the fucking night.
👀🤫🤥
so yeah,
keep broadcasting your bullshit,
but the plot holes
are showing.
because if i’m the demon,
explain why
mr. felony strangulation himself
dipped to texas
and just…
never came back for his own child?
what???
☠️☠️☠️☠️
like
✨ full radio silence.
✨ no court motion.
✨ no visit.
✨ not even a fucking grocery gift card.
🤡
…
okie doke.
keep the lies coming.
every accusation
just spotlights the same truth—
he left his baby
with the fucking “villain.”
and never came back.
never even checked in??
lmfao.
nope.
sounds like…✨a fucking falsehood.
sounds like…✨manipulating the jury.
fucking cool.
—
so to recap:
💩🗣️ either…
i’m not the fucking monster—
or he’s just
the kind of man
who abandons his kid to one.
…
either way,
not a fucking flex.
