if the felony fits…🔥👨🏼👻👶🏼
aka: your honor, they were dumb on purpose
or…“siri, play ‘bitch better have my money’”
—
👨🏼+👻+👶🏼✨
like bro.
imagine committing actual crimes
and then logging on like
“i’ll sue for defamation 😤”
the fuck???
honey.
you can’t sue someone for being correct
babe.
you’re not being defamed,
you’re being fucking quoted.
—
this dumb motherfucker
left behind a wife,
a baby,
and 42 fucking exhibits.
homie,
what???
me over here like—
babe.
“defamed by who?? my screenshots??”
🥺✨
ok
you fucking
math wizard
you strangled your pregnant wife,
defrauded her,
stole her money,
abandoned your own baby,
and there’s a literal
fucking court case
with your name on it
v. the fucking people of colorado—
but sure,
let’s talk about your reputation…
yo, gtfo.
the goddamn
audacity to shout
dumbass “defamation”
when the records are
fucking timestamped,
notarized,
and blessed by
three fucking jurisdictions
homie is out here
like robbing a bank on camera—
and threatening to sue
the security guard
for describing his fucking outfit.
🥷💰🔫
like be so for real.
every single document exists.
my financial rep?
confirmed fraud,
absolute misconduct,
some sort of awkwardly concealed affair,
and a “weirdly friendly”
financial relationship
with my relapsing husband
that’s literally in location data,
on record,
in the signed documents,
in a court case,
in fucking compliance emails.
and then she blocked me
when i asked questions—
like babe,
that’s not privacy,
that’s fucking obstruction.
✨🥺
my desperate bestie?
admitted she’d been in comms
with him
during his little stimulant spiral.
like yeah girl,
“helping” apparently meant
helping him lose his fucking mind.
then acted shocked
when i connected the stupid dots.
fucking spoiler:
the dots were shaped like wild-ass betrayal.
and the secret second life??
bro he documented that himself—
posts,
selfies,
the whole lifetime movie / yayo fever dream—
while under court order,
while in contempt,
while his actual family was eating cold cereal
without a fucking babysitter.
yo.
he didn’t get caught.
he live-streamed his own fucking downfall.
on purpose.
lmfao.
🥺⛓️💥⚖️
so yeah,
the defamation threats are
pure fucking comedy.
imagine every lie you told
having a fucking timestamp,
and still thinking
“gotcha” works on someone holding
your dumbass tax returns,
your texts,
your fucking birth certificate,
and your ugly ass mugshot.
sweetie…
you don’t need a lawyer,
babe—you need a fucking calculator.
because
the math keeps mathing:
truth > tantrum.
crime + cover-up = consequence.
🔦🏠🚶♂️🌙
and you can’t sue the evidence for being louder than you.
these people
keep weaponizing vocabulary
they found on fucking tiktok
as if “defamation”
is just “someone said something i don’t like”
no, sweetie—
that’s called consequence
and if you don’t want your crimes to trend
maybe stop committing absurd-tier offenses and shit
✨welcome to reality, dumbass✨
fucking conclusion:
threatening defamation suits
when you’re literally
the felon
in fucking question
is the legal equivalent
of shitting your pants
in an elevator
and saying…
“whoever mentions it gets sued.”
😏❄️🤜🏻💥🤰
babe…
the only thing defamatory here
is your fucking life choices.
