“i’m sorry daddy is a loser” 🍺😵👵🏼🎉🎶🕺🏻

is this dude…
deadass trying to troll his own kid
with a fucking photo dump

(🤡🗑️)

bro.
you abandoned your daughter.
you got hit with felony charges.
you spiraled into a coke-fueled clown era.
and your idea of a comeback?

hiking with some burnt-out
daycare reject’s kids in matching fucking hats?

holy shit.

✨👯

…

you must be using.
no one is this stupid.

and like…

the internet fucking hates you, dude.
like hates you.

we’re talking
hundreds of thousands of views,
nonstop screenshots,
constant shares,
and running commentary from complete strangers
about how fucking disgusting you are,
and how she’s a joke.

your mugshot is airdropped more
than your daughter’s name
is said in your house.
no one thinks this looks healed.
they definitely mention you look like shit,
and they think it looks
criminally fucking embarrassing.
and they’re right.

🏃‍♂️💨👶💸

every new post gets
circulated,
dissected,
fucking archived.
people you don’t even know
send me your shit because
i don’t even care to look.
your life is a group chat punchline,
and everyone
you surround yourself with?
trashed in the replies.
especially the temu troll.

like—
does her multiple babydaddies know
she’s cohabitating with her kids
and a fucking felon
who choked his pregnant wife?
and abandoned his own child?
who’s literally on bond
and still pretending
this is some clean-slate redemption arc?

while him and mommy are out getting fucked up??
…on the record???

lmfao.
ok custody battle.

—

shit.

babe,
you are not the rebrand you think you are.

like imagine posting
fucking “family bonding 🥰”
while actively refusing to support the family you actually made.

yo.
disasterly goddamn diabolical.
absolute garbage.
and now??
the whole world can see.

sweetie,
my out-of-shape,
bleached loser—
this isn’t healing.
this is fucking hallucinating.

lmfao.

—

so let’s get this straight:

you vanished during your kid’s first year of life
(because felony charges + drug benders + midlife 300 fans influencer era)
and now you’re back online
with your crusty little holiday shoot??
like we forgot?

fucking yikes.

bro…are you okay??

…

“adventure day”
with some other woman’s kids?
bro,
you skipped your daughter’s birthday
but made time for
fucking
drugs and delusion??

🙄🤚

yooooo.
the fucking fantasy is olympic-level.

baby,
you didn’t heal.
you didn’t grow.
you definitely didn’t fucking evolve.

you fucking hid.
like a little bitch.
you ran when i put up boundaries,
instead of taking a fucking clean piss test—
homie,
you disappeared
while your baby was in diapers
—after strangling her pregnant mom,
skipping court,
and going full coke gremlin—
and now you’re out here like:
“fall fest with my bonus babies! 🥰✨”

sweetie—
you don’t even have your original child.

bro.
how could you be—
such a fucking embarrassment???

like congrats
on your coke and alcohol-fueled
hallmark moment,
but you’re out here
performing stepdad of the year
while your daughter’s actual mother
is solo parenting through
the fucking dumpster fire you caused.

👨🏼🚪🚶🏼‍♂️💨

yo.
this trashy,
coked-out slut
is gonna get you thrown back in jail.

remember i said that.
think about it when you re-enter the cell.
think about it when the cops play back the report.
think about it when the screenshots
you forgot you posted show up in court.

—

and let’s be so fucking real:

the only person
who’s ever gonna look back
on those posts and care
is the daughter you left behind.

you’re not just ghosting her.
you’re publicly flexing
your new “family” while you do it.
and the only person
that performance will haunt?

is her.

she’ll be 11 one day,
scrolling through old screenshots,
wondering why daddy was smiling in fall festival photos
with kids who weren’t hers—
while she ate dollar store mac & cheese
with a single mom in court,
trying to make sure
she never gets fucking exposed
to your absolute horrendous-tier violence.

lmfao.
not the pumpkin patch.
not the…birthday card.
not the fucking call.

just the fucking evidence.
and she’ll have all of it.

babe.
she’s gonna scroll past that shit
one day and know exactly what it was:
✨ daddy playing house with someone else’s kids
✨ daddy making excuses instead of amends
✨ daddy trying to filter out the felony

“damn, daddy was a fucking loser”

b.
no hashtag
is gonna save you from that.

—

you wanna talk about what’s gonna “haunt” her?

not my website.
not this post.
not the screenshots.
not the fucking sarcasm.
not even this savage-ass breakdown of your bullshit.

nah.
she’s gonna be fucking haunted by—

✦ your face in someone else’s family photo
✦ your name in a criminal case
✦ the silence you left her with
✦ the way i had to become two parents
…while you played dress-up
in a borrowed dad role you didn’t fucking earn

and baby...
there’s not enough matching outfits on this earth to cover that shame.

👴🏼🥳🔊💃

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🧾 meanwhile, in real life...

✦ court-ordered child support: zero
✦ criminal docket: active
✦ birthday: missed
✦ baby’s first steps: missed
✦ felony warrant: not missed lol

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so go ahead.
post your little fall vibes.
tag your little weird-ass family.
filter out your pathetic-ass guilt.

just know:
the internet is watching.
your daughter is watching.
and i’m not deleting a fucking thing.

oh
and are we contacting people’s
✨ schools,
✨ jobs,
✨ family,
✨ baby daddies…
✨ employers directly now??

bet.

let’s go bitches.