🚨 public service announcement for openly intoxicated temu “moms” 🚨
✨cohabitating with a felon isn’t a flex—it’s a fucking custody risk✨
hey girl.
quick question:
do the baby daddies know
you’re living with a man who…
✨strangled and punched his pregnant wife?✨
because babe,
everyone is sending me—
their contact info.
to update them
on the full fucking felony arc.
but i haven’t…yet. lol
…
no like seriously.
do they?
because your little domestic roleplay
might look cute on a trail,
but in a fucking courtroom?
you’re just a deadbeat mother
cohabitating with a documented abuser on felony bond.
while living off
the support he gets
for claiming his actual family.
🚨 (aka: fucking fraud) 🚨
congrats babe,
you just gave the judge
a safety concern in three screenshots or less.
and while we’re here:
…posting drunk on the timeline every weekend without your kids?
not exactly the behavior that screams
stable,
sober,
primary parent.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
add in a lil online harassment
of the actual wife he abused?
that’s not just messy.
that’s criminal intimidation under more than one state statute.
and yeah,
it’s that bad.
💅🏼
girl you’re not the new wife.
you’re the next fucking defendant.
and trust:
family court will eat you alive for this shit.
🤡🎉
—
so let’s break this shitshow down:
✨ 🏚️ housing a violent felon while your kids are present?
🚩 child endangerment risk.
✨ 🍷posting drunk selfies while your kids are MIA?
🚩 custody credibility issue.
✨ 🧠obsessively harassing the legal wife online like a jealous ex with no boundaries?
🚩 documented criminal behavior.
✨ 💁♀️flaunting the fake family life while your own is falling apart behind the scenes?
🚩 motive, pattern, reputation—
and all going in a fucking declaration.
—
lol
sweetie,
you’re not building a future.
you’re building a fucking case against yourself.
—
friendly reminder, girly:
just because
🚨 you’ve convinced a coked-out fugitive to sleep on your couch
doesn’t mean the courts
will let you keep your kids in that environment.
girlfriend.
custody judges
don’t care
about your pumpkin patch pics.
they care about
✨ safety.
✨ substance abuse.
✨ fucking stability.
and you’re striking out on all three.
better hope
your co-parents
(clearly multiple)
doesn’t pull the records
because babe…
i already have.
uh oh.
