dear defense: please explain the vibes under oath 🕊️💣✨
disclaimer: this is my opinion/commentary,
based on the defendants’ filed answer
and my own saved communications/records.
i’m asking questions
i expect counsel to address in court.
dear counsel for ms. tenenbaum, 🥺❤️🩹🕊️
first off—
i just wanna say,
bro, i’m sorry.
💔
no,
really.
i am so deeply,
profoundly,
legally,
cosmically sorry
that you are the one
who now has to defend
a financial professional
whose actions—as reflected
in my records and their answer—
look, to me, like they created conflicts
and compliance issues…
with nada documentation—
(i haven’t seen that shit)
that fixes them.
😔
damn, like—
you were probably just out here
tryna write clean motions 🥺
and bill your hours in peace 🕊️—
and now you’re left holding
the ethics grenade
in professional audacity. 💣✨
🥺👉🏼👈🏼
so,
here are the questions
i’m putting on the record:
account deletion:
why was
her social media account
deleted after
i publicly disclosed
and saved
off-channel messages
regarding a potential ira rollover?money flows:
did she send money
to my spouse
while i was pregnant/hospitalized
and signing insurance paperwork?if yes,
how was that not
a material conflict
that needed disclosure?office “bestie” label:
did she refer to herself as his “sheriff”
during the same period
i documented
financial/emotional abuse
by him?if yes, where are the
conflict checks
and supervision notes?client contact:
if my name appears on
life-insurance documents
and i was signing/paying,
why did she interact
around our newborn
but never contact me
professionally or personally—
(besides insta DM’s)
as the paying consumer?escalation/compliance:
after my public dv notices,
what escalation,
documentation,
or supervision occurred?
if none, why not?inducement/reliance:
given the above,
why wouldn’t her role
be viewed
as inducing my reliance
and contributing
to my financial harm?
like i said… i am sorry.
this isn’t
“oops, she forgot a form.” 🥺
this is:
how not to handle
a consumer
during
late-term pregnancy /
in a dv context 101
(in my opinion, based on the records i’ve kept).
and you,
precious counsel,
are now tasked
with convincing a judge
that ghosting,
privately
texting/
sending funds
to a client’s
legal husband,
(if true 💔🫵🥺)
off-channel comms,
and account deletion
are all…
totally fine under the rules.
🎻😔
🎻😔
🎻😔
godspeed.
please hydrate.
and maybe
revisit the confidentiality
exceptions in the ethics rules
(e.g., disclosures permitted to
prevent/rectify substantial injury)
just in case. ✨
love & light,
xoxo, see you in discovery
🖤🔥🧾
