it’s giving: poorly executed ✨multi-layer conspiracy✨ vibes
(a casual list of criminally negligent fuckery, fiduciary fraud, and surveillance by a disgraced rep.) 💋🔪
oh no babe,
relax.
it’s not
that serious.
just a little—
✨multi-layer conspiracy✨
you just installed
my husband’s office goblin
as my assigned fiduciary
while i was
visibly pregnant,
in financial crisis,
and trying not
✨to fucking die. 💫
but sure—
i’m overreacting.
not like that’s
a potential felony,
a Title VII bomb,
or an active 10b-5 + SEC violation
currently sitting
in someone’s fucking inbox.
totally normal fiduciary vibes. 💫
☆definitely not aiding and abetting financial abuse.
☆definitely not a 10b-5 violation.
☆ definitely not an SEC complaint already filed.
totally chill. ✨🤡
—
☆ but she’s gone now!
↳ then why did she continue digitally surveilling me?
↳ using her legal name, social media accounts, and known identifiers?
↳ while your office refuses to clarify whether she’s involved?
if she’s no longer contracted,
off my file,
and “not involved”—
why is she still
watching the plaintiff
in an active legal matter
where she’s the
central fucking actor
in the underlying fraud? 🤡✨
🧠💫
surprise, bitch—
that’s stalking.
and yes,
under VAWA context,
we absolutely call that
post-relationship harassment.
✨especially when it stems from
fiduciary fucking misconduct.✨
—
☆ okay fine, so she sent him money
↳.yeah, like hundreds of dollars (conceivably way more!)
↳.while i was pregnant 💫
↳.while her coworker / fuckboy / my husband was actively draining my savings and fabricating a fucking job
↳at the exact moment—he escalated to ✨strangling and punching me✨
↳.oh but—y’all didn’t investigate?
↳.not even after my formal disclosure?
✨🙂👍✨
right.
i’m sure
that’s not aiding and abetting
economic abuse.
i’m sure no crime happened.
lmk when y’all invent a word for it.
—
☆ she just gave him job support!
↳.oh you mean:
↳ funneling undisclosed payments + client kickbacks
through her personal bank account 🤯✨ to reroute my
husband’s income away from our shared fucking household.
↳ concealing an ongoing personal relationship with my legal spouse
while actively inducing him into her fucking private residence 🤯✨—repeatedly?
↳ intentionally obstructing policy and securities transfers by cutting off
formal communication with me directly and failing to follow up when asked
expressly for help transferring accounts? (she confirmed receipt)
aka: 💋🔪
(listed in order of my favs)
↳ “i know you’re married but let’s financially choke out your pregnant wife—together?” 💀🔥
↳ while structuring policies to his benefit—💀🔥
↳ while assigning premiums to me + working against my interests. 💀🔥
↳ while obstructing my access to manage them. 💀🔥
↳ while backchanneling him constantly—texting, funding, and fucking constantly inducing reliance. 💀🔥
aka:
”👰🏻♀️🤞🏻🥺💍 “
baby—
that’s undue influence.✨
that’s financial exploitation.✨
and it is 100% civilly actionable.✨
and shit..
✨ direct violation of fiduciary duty
✨ unreported conflict of interest
✨ internal protocol breach
✨ deceptive trade practice
✨ ethics violation under every industry code that fucking exists
keep playing with me. 💫
—
☆ ok but what exactly did she do?
↳ misappropriated my financial control 🔥
↳ aided domestic abuse 💫💋🔪
↳ fraudulently accessed my confidential data 🔥
↳ blocked communications mid-crisis 🔥
↳ facilitated concealment of marital fraud 🔥
↳ stayed on my account, knowing she was in a conflict 🔥
↳ and then evaporated like we wouldn't fucking notice 🔥🔥🔥🔥
that’s not poor judgment.
that’s deliberate institutional destruction
of a goddamn protected consumer.
aka, fucking me.
—
☆ you’re taking this personally.
nah, i’m taking this like someone
↳ who was exploited, watched, and financially defrauded. 💫
↳ by a desperate bitch who was hired to protect me 💀✨
↳ and instead treated me like fucking collateral damage ✨
↳ on her daddy-funded desperate quest for a husband. 👰🏻♀️💫🥺❤️💍
—
🖕 i’ll say it under oath.
🖕 i’ll say it on the stand.
🖕 i’ll say it while watching every single one of your licenses get fucking shredded.
this is a fucking conspiracy. 💫
✨see you in court.✨
💔💍
