i feel like…you picked the wrong bitch? ✨🙂✨ …💀🪦

see
you were out here
looking for prey.
something soft.
something you could hide
your lil fucking
murder adjacent +
securities fraud in—

like a postnatal checkup.
something that you
fucked with quietly,
something that begged.

but you found
a glitch in the fucking matrix.
a baby mama
with fucking fangs.
an ivy league dropout
of the goddamn trauma olympics
with a dissociative disorder
and access to westlaw.

baby
i was born into war.
i had anxiety attacks
before i had a period.
i learned to read
watching shit
shattered next to me.
i learned my times tables—
nah,
i blacked out third grade
fucking entirely.

you wanna talk
stress response?
bro my baseline cortisol
could melt steel fucking beams.

you thought
i was gonna what?
cry?
move on?
get a therapist
and a fucking hobby?
nah,
i got hyperfixation
and a fucking felony binder.

you left me
with a toddler
a pile of court documents
unpaid bills—
and 24 months
of cell data history,
and somehow thought
i’d just go down quietly?

babe
my nervous system
was fucking formed
in absolute chaos.
as long as
no one’s actively
beating the shit out of me
i’m at peak clarity.

you should be scared.
you targeted
this bitch.

you paired
a government-trained assassin—
with a generational trust fund goblin,
and aimed them
at a postpartum,
financially obliterated,
law student
with a trauma
fixation

for civil procedure.

and you thought you were gonna win?

lol
i don't need to out-earn you.
i don't need to out-rank you.
i just need to
out-last
every fucking lie
you told in a text
you thought i’d never see.

and sweetie?
i was taking notes.
not because i knew
what was happening
but because
that’s what neurodivergent bitches do.
we log everything.
we remember patterns.
we store screenshots
like fucking catholic guilt.

you gave me
no money
no friends
no car
a baby
a deadline
and a web of fucking lies.

and still—
you’re the ones
being sued
into the goddamn void.

✨and that’s what happens
when you mistake
a trauma-coded bitch
for easy prey.✨

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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