✶ crim law: field manual for certified menace behavior 🚓🚨
aka: a lil sexy breakdown of power, punishment & people being dumb as hell.
🥷💰
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this isn’t just school.
it’s organized power 101.
trial by syllabus.
god-tier mental chess.
a state-sanctioned simulation of
“what happens when you’re inconvenient to empire.”
🔥 👊⚖️💥 🔥
⚖️ the state v. you, babe.
every case is a ritual.
you, the defendant,
are a fucking body.
the law? a mirror.
and the prosecution?
that’s the state
fucking flexing
that it owns
all this shit.
and the fkn dictionary.
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🧠 intro to crime
made me want to commit
arson philosophically:
✦ punishment theory =
“do we cage you because you earned it
or because we like to scare others with your fate?”
✦ hi Bentham, u utilitarian little bitch.
✦ retribution girls are always ✨just vibes✨ and permanent records.
✦ ask Suitte—my man blinked with the wrong firearm in NYC 🔫
and got bitch slapped with mandatory fucking only.
🩸 actus reus = the “i did the thing” part.
baby, but the law doesn’t just punish action—
it punishes what counts as action.
✦ babe, move wrong? nah. 🚗💨💰
✦ lie to client’s about being a lawyer while very much not one? jail, hun.
(the state does not play with roleplay, motherfucker.)
🗡️ mens rea = “did you mean to fuck up?”
✦ this is where they slice up your brain like it’s a goddamn charcuterie board.
✦ did you intend it? 🥺👉👈
✦ did you know it? (you’re fucked)
✦ were you just reckless or simply a dumbass?
either way, they will classify you like a pokemon.
gotta catchem all motherfucker.
🪦 homicide: the varsity tier of consequences.
✦ negligence that ends in death?
✦ omission that becomes fatal?
the law might say “you didn’t mean it,”
but the morgue still says “you caused it.”
and that’s where it hits:
law isn’t moral.
it’s structural. 🔥
🛒 sex, drugs, theft: the cultural rot exposed.
✦ marital rape wasn’t illegal in new york til the 80s,
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✦ coke gets you charged whether it’s a gift or a sale,
✦ rape kits backlog because evidence isn’t “efficient.”
sometimes the crime is the process.
sometimes the system is the rapist.
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📚🔥 bro.
prof has the range.
i fuck w this dude—
my guy has a lil heart.
so why
do i study this
like a cursed monk
with a fucking vendetta?
bitch,
this shit has got—
no fake neutrality. 💀
no cute fucking euphemisms.
just power, weaponized.
law = language + force + story.
so yeah,
i love this fucking class.
because
once you understand criminal law?
you don’t just survive the system.
you learn how to
hunt inside it.
with fucking teeth.
and receipts.
and every single rule
they swore would protect you
now sharpened
to cut the other fucking way.
🧷 it’s not just about justice.
it’s about jurisdictional vengeance.
and baby,
i’m becoming fluent. 🔥
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