crossing state [little white] lines ✈️✨❄️💊👨🏻‍⚖️

nah.

this ain’t some
star crossed lovers shit

aka [🎱🔌💍💋]


naaaaaahhhhhhh.
this is some—
crash-out crackhead adjacent,
crime spree assist
substance fueled levels of absolute fuckery.
✦ this ain’t cute.
✦ this definitely ain’t sexy.
✦ this ain’t—
“i’m rooting for y’all.”

✦ this is

✨🐍💋😈 ”i watched my
full ass legal husband
spiral
into a drugged-out felony fugue state
while the bitch helping him do it
was hiding behind a cubicle desk
and a fucking VPN
while cyber-stalking my newborn."

like.

read that again.

because look—

✦ this is not romance.
this is not love.
✦ this is two people
✦ ducking the truth
with fucking apple relay
and a goddamn boarding pass…

so—
✦ 📂 “how many flights you gotta take
before it ain’t a
drug-fueled-situationship,
it’s a fucking subpoena?”

aka: this ain’t euphoria, bitch. it’s probable cause.

be honest,
i mean—at least as honest as
junkies
+ their plugs
can be…

✨🌃✨

because
✳ i’m the one with the baby.
i’m the one with the mortgage.
✳ i’m the one with the debt
while he goes to school on his uncle sam marital fraud.

i’m the one with the goddamn civil conspiracy binder.

and these two?

seems like
they’re still playing tag
across state lines
like that won’t show up
in fucking discovery.

so…

🗣️🗯️

he’s on felony bond.
and you…what?
✳ flew to fucking see him??

✳ kept contacting him while actively monitoring me??
✳ are on record into september 2025 actively surveilling me mid-litigation?
✳ while you both seem to obsess over my socials??

✳ so…did you fly him out…
🚩🚩🚩

mid-extradictable warrant??


because??
why did his file get pinged in NYC??
right when…
i was raising internal NM conflicts—

and…

begging corporate for clarity

but babe…

in july??


✳ …right before his mom cancelled
for zero reason
✳ her months-long planned visit
to see her grandchild???


✳ was he with you???

and then…
did you…sponsored a lil defense?
did you…send some more
undisclosed (totally professional)
cash transfers???
lmfao


nah you
wouldn’t
not—

✳ mid-case. 💫
✳ mid-fraud conspiracy?
💫
✳ mid-stalking??
💫
after all the DMs??
✳ after your account vanished????
after the docs hit your firm’s inbox
✳ …with a litigation hold.

girl.
you are a walking red flag.
you are a walking fucking professional violation.
you were already the reason.
but now?
you’re apparently
the fucking accessory.

🚩

and after that july
✳ warrant ping??? 🔥🔥
lmfao
noooooope.
✳ that everyone is dodging??
while she lurked me??
and i reported it??????????
put the whole thing on record??
forwarded to counsel”???

🔥🔥🔥🔥

uh oh.

that’s what happens
when you’re fucking obsessed,
girlie.

so sweetie,
let’s not play dumb.
because we all know—
you knew.
the meds list?
you saw it.
the paramed file?
you held it.
the custody?
you ignored it.
✳ the TRO/FRO?
you don’t give a single fuck.


✳ the pics of my face fucked?
girlie, you seemingly loved that shit.

🤫🤝💥

but somehow—
you’re still
seeming to be…
✳ poppin up in his geolocation??
like it’s fucking brunch
and not a goddamn
drug adjacent fucking breach.

💋🔥

i had no clue
you were the reason
my husband turned into a fucking stranger.
but the jaw clenching
and the blackout rage

and the fucking gaslighting
and the goddamn unpaid bills
make a lot more sense
now that i know the plug
had professional cover.

babe,
your proximity
seemed to— keep him
drugged and distracted
long enough
for him to fail at life
and almost kill me.

💅❄️💊🤡

and now?
you’re still out here
funding shit??
like it’s a love story
and not a court record
waiting to get fucking unsealed??

damn girl…

✨👏🏻👏🏻✨

girl.
you weren’t a mistress.
evidently…you were a fucking mule.

✈️❄️💊👨🏻‍⚖️


congrats.
he never picked you.
he just needed someone
to fly in
with a bag,
some cash,
zero self-esteem,
and keep the fucking secret.

see you in discovery.
bring a charger.
it’s gonna get dark.

💋🩷📓

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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