zero threat detected. 💀

bro

ok so…
am i supposed to be
jealous of people…
who are dumber than me???
and mid??
like…very, very mid???
like genuinely.
i’m asking because i can’t relate
i feel nothing.

babygirl got picked…
for jail visits???

are y’all being serious??

because it’s so uncomfortable,
like…
are you seeing…
what we’re seeing??

…
the
entire
fucking
internet is like
are they on drugs???????

omg.

am i
supposed to be
envious of people who are…
objectively less hot??
and have a fucking mugshot??
like for real?????
nah seriously,
i’m asking because
you flaunt shit like…
it’s not a joke???
(i’m confused)
so—
i’ve searched my entire
fucking nervous system
and i still feel
absolutely
fucking
nothing.

ummmmm.

these bitches are tragic.

like i’m supposed
to be threatened
by the chick
who failed upwards
with a face built
like a failed abortion
and the iq
of a fucking…satellite school?

no.

shit—
am i getting fucking punk’d??

the felony fantasy?
the…face?
the… “alt-punk” awkward-ass fashion attempt???

the public humiliation???

bro,
i did that shit better
at 15
mid child abuse.
lmfao.

pathetic.

…

jesus
fucking
christ.

some of y’all
really
wake up every day
in your little demon dimension
being such a
feral little goblin
that your soul’s
already got a seatbelt
on for the fucking drop ride
to eternal damnation???

out here
just
clocking into
the devil’s fucking apprenticeship
9 to 5 in a demon inferno,
and still be like..
“grateful for the journey 💫”

what???

omg.

these bitches out here like
“i’m not the villain”
girl you have…
actual fucking horns

you are the problem.
you are the enabler.

these bitches
act like because
someone needed a mattress,
because i made
contact with me
a fucking crime—
they won??
omfg.
nah babe
you got sister wifed
because your
bar was in fucking felon hell
and you were already
praying to land
in that level of fucking desperation??

you look so fucking stoked,
to have…anyone.

and —

i’m supposed to feel
jealous of that?
this was your…
best fucking option??
holy shit.
no babe
i feel nothing.
not envy
not rage
not sadness
just that
blank dissociative stare
like when your phone's on 2%
and you're still not plugging it in
cuz what the fuck even matters anymore??

bro—

why are you so fucking embarrassing???

like honey,
this your final form??
mid,
aging,
beer-bellied,
mugshotted,
and morally bankrupt?
slay i guess.

lmfao.