ur honor i promise i do not care, i just need her deposed
nah.
no way.
no fucking way.
✶
no, seriously.
did your daddy not—
hug you enough
or some shit?
because seriously—
this isn’t even scandalous.
it’s just...embarrassingly stupid.
like…
screaming for attention.
🥺💔
babe.
you grew up legacy cash—
got licensed to manage
other
people’s
capital,
and still—
🤯 risked your career,
your reputation,
your family money
for a married dude
with a pregnant wife,
an empty bank account
and mediocre d*ck??? 🤯
are you actually that fucking dumb??
babe!
truly—
✨inspiring.✨
because like—
seriously,
you’re not 19.
you’re not confused.
you’re not fucking new here.
you are a
licensed financial rep
watching dv disclosures
in fucking real time—
under your fucking
government name (!)
holy shit. do you even grasp the gravity?
let’s walk through the choices, babe:
✘ inserted yourself inappropriately
into an active dv situation ☠️
✘ sent funds to the abuser
while holding licensure 💸
✘ assigned yourself
to the victim’s finances 📝
✘ mos def saw insta stories
about head trauma + fetal distress 👶🏽
✘ watched policy premiums
draft from her bank account 🏦
✘ weirdly unavailable when the policies…vanish.
✘ then (checks notes) …fucking dipped?
girl!
were you serious?
no notice?
no formal recusal?
no refund?
lmfao.
and still
somehow thought
you were gonna get out clean??
meanwhile:
she’s posting her
✘ restraining order
✘ hospital visits
✘ child support non-payment
✘ bro—policy fraud?
with screenshots?!
and your instinct was: 💡
“i should watch that… again.”
👁️👁️👁️
…
under your own name.
with licensure
on file.
????????
like...girl.
girl.
this is
reputation-ending behavior.
like—what the actual fuck???
this isn’t just
⚠️ morally repugnant.
it’s psychotically reckless.
you really thought
you were gonna be the
cool auntie at the birth—
and the secret side piece
and the ghosted fucking fiduciary
and the untraceable insta-stalker
and maybe…the girl he picks in the end???
jesus christ—
girl, you are delusional. 📢
bro,
can you imagine??
being so
desperate
that with your whole public profile—
you saw the bruises.
you saw the er posts.
you watched
every
fucking
story
where i said
he left us with nothing.
and you’re like,
yeah—
she’s crazy.
i really get him.
🫶🏻🥹❤️🩹
lol, so
i’ll just stalk silently—
disclose nothing,
probably iMessage her
legal husband—
in real time.
babe!
are you a fucking ghost?
👻👻👻
holy.
fucking.
shit.
🤯🤯
you’ve really
been sheltered,
this fucking much—
from the
✨consequences
of your ✨ actions
huh?
💸🤑💰💖✨
damn.
baby girl.
you watched everything.
(!!!!)
did you think
you were invisible?
😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
sweetheart!—
you are fucked.
let me be really clear:
baby—
you don’t get
to walk away from this.
you don’t get to
hide behind
legacy money bullshit
or naivety.
babe, these are—
actual grounds for disbarment. ☠️
lol
sweetie—
you are:
ivy
league
educated
🏆💫
but you didn’t know
being an
emotional office mistress
when you’re
the listed rep 💫
was gunna be
a “no-no”
??????
🤷♀️💀
girl seriously???
you knew.
and you fucking chose this.
you just truly thought—
you were gunna get away with it.
babe!—
you live in
delulu land,
✨🌈🕊️
where white girls
with money
+ your zip code
= get away with
✨ savage levels of
absolute fucking violence ✨
because they almost 😥 cried once.
✨ girlie!
not this time.
✋🏻🛑
now?
i get to make sure
every professional circle
you ever orbit
hears all about
✨ exactly
what your versions
of “ethics”
and “fiduciary”
look like.
🤫🔪🚗🤘🏻👹🤷♀️💀
baby,
no one
with a
✨ spouse—
will ever
want you
around
ever fucking again.
girl—
no one’s gunna trust you
with…shit.
because you’re that
opportunistic and pathetic. 👹
sweetheart!
you don’t get to play
the victim
when you
bet the house
on someone else’s husband
and thought nobody would notice
that you burned that shit down.
🤷♀️🔥💀
like… what did you think was gonna happen??
seriously?
how do you think this plays out?
you really thought i’d just...
forget…
not notice?
—settle?
💀💀💀
with you?
girl—
lol
how dumb are you?
i want your name
on ✨ public records 📢❗🚨
so the next victims?
they’re 🚧 fucking warned,
babe—
put on notice;
✋🏻🛑⛔️
of your conduct❗❗
so you
can’t
ever 🚨✨
fucking do this shit
to anyone
ever
fucking
again.
💫
sweetie,
you thought i’d quietly
let you hijack my life,
my money,
my child’s future,
and my fucking dignity?
nah, girl.
you have no idea
how girls like me play.
babe—i’m organized.
you’re sloppy.
welcome to the 🌴 fucking jungle, bitch.
we’re going to court. ✨
discovery’s gunna
fuck your shit up
transparency’s gunna
follow you into those
alumni rooms. 🙃✨
you—
the overgrown
trust-fund baby—
playing fucking sheriff
in someone else’s nightmare.
the jury?
yooooo. 💀💀💀💀
psych dive:
babe—
they’ll see a
spoiled,
entitled
steal-your-man
absolute fucking brat 💳💫👹
so starved for attention
she would literally
fuck up her
💫 entire life
to be the
likely—
secret-during-business-hours-meet-up,
emotional ✨ fuck
while his
legal wife was—
home
pregnant
and
paying for shit.
✨🤮
ok girlie—
📸 picture this:
your arrogant face
in a fucking deposition room,
screenshots flashing
one by one,
every cash payment,
every fucking weird text,
every “awkward” pick me moment.
bro—i can’t. 💀
you really thought
you were untouchable.
lol.
babe—
✨⚖️ you’re the main event in my legal action
and nothing
you do now
is gonna save you
from your
✨ new legacy.
aka: 🗣 wtf were you doing
w/ my legal husband?
✶
…or:
🗣🗣🗣
“the financial rep
who probably—
aided & abetted
violence + financial abuse
because she was
so fucking desperate
to get a broke man—
who beat his
pregnant wife.”
💸🤰🥊 ✨
the best part?
you don’t get anything.
you don’t get out clean.
and you don’t get to pretend—
this wasn’t: 💫 the most pathetic fucking performance
in betrayal i’ve ever fucking seen.
i hope the screenshots
haunt every
“yo… isn’t she that girl who…”
because yeah.
girl—
you are. 🏆
✂️
make better choices.
oh wait—too late.
