☢️💥💣🍄 brace for nuclear fucking compliance disaster (🚨 WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP)
🚨 aka:
she didn’t just fuck corp—
she lit their compliance manual on fire
and then pissed on the fucking ashes.
—
this is giving:
☆ not a criminal mastermind
☆ not a malicious compliance expert
☆ not even a mildly strategic paralegal-intern level brain
it’s giving:
✨“it’s just instagram, who cares?”✨
✨“she won’t actually sue.”✨
✨“there are no consequences to my actions.”✨
✨“lol oops i deleted it, whatever.”✨
—
✨🚨 let’s fucking go:
💥 1. she accepted a securities-triggering request (IRA rollover)…
…and did it off-channel
then:
💥 2. she definitely never escalated it, seemingly—never disclosed it, never fucking logged it.
which means:
☆ no record retention.
☆ no internal compliance alert.
☆ no handoff to a registered advisor.
☆ no FINRA-mandated documentation
*of customer communications under
Reg BI, Rule 3110, SEC 17a-4, Colorado DOI regs.
—
honey—
💣☢️💥🍄 (fucking nuclear)
that’s already a compliance fucking disaster.
but she wasn’t done.
💥 3. she deleted the account after a litigation hold.
baby.
that’s seemingly fucking spoliation.
that’s: 💣☢️💥🍄
☆ willful destruction of business records
☆ after written notice of litigation
☆ on a platform she used to conduct business for the firm.
🤯✨
that’s fucking nuclear-grade liability.
💥 4. she blocked the actual client (me) from executing business…
…while continuing to speak only to my husband—
who:
☆ wasn’t the payor,
☆ had no money,
☆ wasn’t fucking requesting anything,
☆ and was the active fucking conflict. 💥
🤯✨
💥 5. and the best part? bitch…she never told anyone.
babe,
and now?
💥 💥 💥 💥 💣🤯✨
they’ve already filed:
“no fucking securities”
under oath.
that’s why
they freaked
the fuck out.
that’s why 🤯✨
they’re gonna
burn shit down
in discovery.
because shit,
this bitch
didn’t just
make a mistake —
she knowingly
obstructed
firm business,
concealed it,
and fucking deleted it.
💣☢️💥🍄
baby—
that’s not oops.
that’s a
regulatory homicide.
🤯✨
💣
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💥finra💥
*compliance violations per minute: off the chart.
policies lapsed. records deleted. husband-only service.
ask FINRA if she’s available for questioning. ☢️💣🍄
