why i’m coming for the entire fucking trust fund ✨🏛️💰📜

disclaimer: 💀💀💀

before anyone wants to play
fucking devil’s advocate:
✦ yes, my husband
beat the shit out of me
while i was pregnant.
✦ yes, he’s the one who did that.
✦ yes, he’s responsible.
and he will die with that
fucking stain on his
goddamn name—fucking forever.

✨🙂👍✨

✶

but let’s also be
crystal fucking clear—
you were the goddamn gas pedal.
you were the match.
you were the ugly little smirk
behind the curtain
pulling every fucking string
like the
coked-out extortionist
of my fucking death spiral.

✨🤜🏼🤛🏼✨

lfg.

—

✨babe—

💔💍
you
explicitly
knew
fucking
everything.
absolutely everything.
all of it.
you weren’t some random-ass
girl he met at a bar.
girlie—
you met me. 💀
you looked me in the fucking eye.
knew every fucking
high risk factor. ✨💋
hey slut—
you added me on
fucking instagram ✨👀🔪
like a stalker fan,
day fucking one of the job.
you watched me—
fucking daily,
✨👀
pregnant,
vomiting,
broke,
exhausted,
fucking abandoned—
and said,
omg, 🤮✨
i want what she has.

you fucking loser.

✨🗑️✨

you didn’t seduce
my husband.
you fucking weaponized him.
you picked god’s weakest,
dumbest fucking soldier—
in the goddamn room,
and strung him up with
daddy-money and fucking attention,
and started
whispering
sweet fucking nothings
through compliance-approved
fucking loopholes.

✍🏻️✨💋🔪

like oh my god!!!
look at me!!!!
i’m finally important!!!!!
i get to play savior
to the broke vet
with a wife
and a baby on the way!!!!!
i get to be relevant!!!!!

lmfao.

✨🗑️🔥✨

nah bitch.
you got to be a
homewrecking,
trauma-creating,
policy-defrauding
fucking gremlin
who couldn’t land her own man
so she tried
to hijack someone else’s
entire fucking family.

that is some psychotic level shit. 🔥🤯😵‍💫✨

yo.
you met me. 🤡
you knew.
you fucking knew.
you saw ✨👀
what kind of pain
we were already in.
you saw the fucked up car.
you saw him ✨👀
switch to driving
my fucking subaru.
you saw ✨👀🔪
the baby registry
under my fucking name.
you saw
every
🚩
red
🚩
fucking
🚩🚩🚩
flag
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
waving like a damn car dealership
grand fucking opening.
and you walked the fuck in
nah,
actually,
you exploited that shit ✨
you beat down
the fucking door, ⚠️✨
zero embarrassment—🔥🔥🔥
ivy league fucking educated, 🤡✨
with a terrible little wardrobe,
and fucking
generational wealth
substituting
brain chemistry,
your forgettable-ass face
and your mediocre fucking
linkedin hustle —
”domestic violence ally”?
fucking hilarious.
nah—
more like,
✨🏆✨
“i destroy
vulnerable families
& pregnant women
because—
i’m hella insecure.”

✨🥺🔥👀🔪

lol.

babe,
be for real,
you just wanted me gone.✨
you wanted the power trip.
you wanted the
sick fucking high of believing
you were better 💋
(for fucking once ✨😔)
than the woman
holding his fucking baby
and paying his bills✨
with his goddamn last name—
surviving the nightmare
you fully fucking helped orchestrate.

✨💰👰🏻‍♀️💰🤞🏻💸🥺💰💍💰✨

and the part
that’s really fucked?
he got better 💕
when you were gone.
he started trying. ✨
he tried to be a fucking dad.
he looked me in the eye.

until
your
fucking
name
popped the fuck back up. ✨
again. 💸
and again. 💸💸
and again. 💸💸💸

🐍✨

sweetie,
you are fucking obsessed✨—
and you kept
reaching the fuck out.
you kept
dangling fake job offers.
kept
dropping
little strings of control ✨
like you needed
to remind him
he belonged to you now.
because what?
you bought him a sandwich once?
you let him cry in your car? 🤮✨
you venmo’ed him
extra cash,
on the side—
cut out his preggo wifey✨
like a fucking
delusional
sugar momma
sidekick?
👹✨💸
bitch, please.

you didn’t do him a favor.
you weaponized
the only leverage you could get:
(from across the fucking country)
his shame. 🤫✨
his weakness. 🤫✨
our whole-ass life.
you kept
private lines
open like a goddamn chokehold.

🐍🏛️✨💸

do you know
what that looks like
from the other side?
it looks like a
slow,
methodical dismantling. 😏✨
it looks like
calculated manipulation—
of a vulnerable fucking family,
late nights, 🔥
missing pills, 🔥
zero location,
evidently—
fucking drinking 🚩
together 🥂💋✨
on the fucking job 🚩🚩🥃🐍✨
charged to my fucking debit card— 🤡✨
with a fucking sober, married combat vet (!!!)
🤡🥃 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩✨
and every
fucking
quiet theft of my fucking dignity.
it looks like—
me trying to
fucking
breathe
while my marriage
is turned into
your pathetic-ass project.
it looks like
my baby’s safety,
and your goddamn secrets—
becoming your
fucking bargaining chip.

✨👩🏼💰🔫✨

🚨 wild fucking behavior. 🚩✨

so—
maybe they never fucked.
maybe they did. 🤫💫
maybe it doesn’t fucking matter.
because
the harm 🔥✨
you caused
isn’t measured
in conceivable fucking
blowjobs in your apartment—
on work hours ✨
it’s measured
in fucking leverage.
you created
a permanent threat. ✨
a thing
you could always hold over him.
a thing
that kept you relevant 🥺🚗✨
and him unanchored.

fucking pathetic. 🤮✨

yo.
you did
all this shit—
through the camouflage,
of being
a financial fucking professional.
🥴🥃🐍✨🍾

babe—
that’s not love.
that’s possession.
that’s grooming.
that’s control. ✨
that’s fucking disturbing.
and that’s on fucking record.

🔥

you didn’t just
enable his spiral.
you made sure
i was cut the fuck out
of every solution.
no updates.
no callbacks. ⚡💋
no fucking transparency.
you assigned yourself
to my fucking accounts.
to my baby’s policy. ✨
and then fucking vanished
like a coward
while you fucked with my life
from the shadows
of your denver fucking cubicle.

—completely un-fucking-supervised.

✨🐍📄💥✨

so
let me say it
loud for the—
fucking future deposition:

you’re not a victim.
you’re not in love.
you’re not confused.
you’re not young.
you’re not innocent.
you’re not misunderstood.
you’re a ⚡ snake
with a daddy complex
and a linkedin profile
that reads like
a sociopathy résumé,
with a terrible bio pic.

(nah seriously, update that shit)

✨🫵😈✨”🧟‍♀️🤡👹”✨

and
i hope
every single
motherfucking time
you get a
“update on the lawsuit” email,
you remember 🤡✨
it was bought
with bruises
on my pregnant body
and a thousand nights
of silence
you aided in constructing.

✨🤝🏻👑🤫💵

and if
there’s any god,
or any fucking justice
in the state of colorado✨
you will never
be able to hear my name
without choking
on the guilt
you were too cowardly
to fucking claim.

🤮🪞✨

and she did it for what?
✨ attention
✨ control
✨ a seat at my table?

lmfao.

no settlement ✨
bitch.
i’m the one
who lived that shit.
you know,
my actual life
and fucking family.
and bitch?
i’m the one
who’s gunna be—
still fucking standing
when the dust settles.

✨💋🔫🖤

✶

fuck around.
find out. ✨

hope this was your goddamn dream, bitch.

✨🫵😈✨

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