✶ mini-series: civil conspiracy edition ✨🕸️🕷️💋 pt. 3 inducement meets pyramid scheme

burnbook mini-series ✶ civil conspiracy edition
part 3
✶ the entrapment wasn’t an accident.
it was the fundamental fucking business model.

aka: how the implied pipeline is engineered to trap anyone
with a womb, a wallet, or a shred of loyalty.✨🕸️🕷️💋

ok let’s talk structure.

because at the top of
this fucking demon-fueled
hell-pyramid
is a white man in
a brand-stamped puffer vest

pretending to be
your financial savior
when really he’s
just a glorified MLM lord
with SEC vulnerabilities.

✨🐷💰🤑

and the lower you go?
the more desperate,
delusional,
and broke
the recruits get.
until the “opportunity”
finally fucking lands—
(babe, it’s having parents
with wealthy contacts)
this wasn’t bad luck.
this wasn’t an onboarding hiccup.
this wasn’t a failure of oversight.

this was
the imminent goddamn dumpsterfire—
generated and thoughtfully built
to fuel a corporate
fucking pyramid scheme,
vague and exploitative
by fucking design.

✨💰🐍

and it functioned.
until i survived long enough
to sue the fuck back. 🔥

they didn’t just let it happen.
they constructed it to happen:

✨ recruit unstable men w/ inflated egos
pressure them to monetize personal relationships
✨ funnel them into client-facing “training” they’re unqualified for
✨ refuse to supervise shit, and then claim “no duty”
✨ push policy quotas with no financial vetting
✨ assign female colleagues with ambiguous boundaries
✨ target their wives, their moms, their girlfriends
stay silent when it implodes

“build your business.”
“start with friends and family.”
“we’ll handle the paperwork.”

✨ 😈✨

lmfao
babe—

they weren’t handling paperwork.
they were laundering fucking abuse
through motherfucking
commission chains.

so let’s walk it back:

🤑🤑🤑🤑✨

🕷️🕸️ you assign me a female rep
that’s in an office-wide acknowledged
awkward-intimate personal relationship
with my fucking husband—
13 days before i give birth? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
while she sends him
public venmo payments—
(what even is…compliance?)
and he beats the shit out of me?

🗣️✨ lol, babe—what? is there a problem?

🕷️🕸️ you let your rep hold my baby—days after birth?
🗣️✨lmfao, no conflict disclosure—wtf is supervision?

🕷️🕸️ she enrolls me into policies i didn’t understand?
🗣️✨ y’all say “well, you signed something—
and we then deleted the paperwork from your portal. heh”

🕷️🕸️ i email for help?
🗣️✨ silence. for fucking months.

🕷️🔍 your own advisor discloses a conflict—
and i ask some fucking questions?
🗣️✨ y’all LET THE OG TROLL delete her whole fucking account.

bro.
you didn’t “miss”
the misconduct.
you encouraged it.

✨🐷💰🤑

and let’s talk
about the looming
legal fucking shitshow: 🕷️

this is textbook:

fraudulent inducement
breach of fiduciary duty
🕯️🥀 egregious-fucking-new-pinnacles of—
failure to fucking supervise (FINRA Rule 3110)
unauthorized rep assignment
constructive concealment of conflict
exploitation of known domestic violence victim
intentional infliction of emotional distress
post-incident spoliation of digital records

sweetie—

🧠✨
i wasn’t the “client.”
i was the capital.
the vulnerable family member—
they could openly exploit.

the unpaid sponsor of a man
who couldn’t qualify for the fucking job.

💀🕸️🖤

and when that shit
started to fucking crumble?

naaaaah—

you didn’t intervene.
you closed up the fucking ranks.
like every abusive institution does.

babe—
except now?

i’m not stuck inside it.
i’m documenting the
entire goddamn
fucked up
architecture.

🕷️🥀🕸️🖤

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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