✶ mini-series: civil conspiracy edition 🤡🔧💥 pt. 4 foreseeability and corporate clown shit
burnbook mini-series ✶ civil conspiracy edition
part 4 ✶ foreseeability and corporate malpractice
aka: “no duty?” ➝ are you fucking dumb. 🤡🔧💥 💩
★
my situation?
baby,
fucking mathematically
probable as shit. 💫
but nah,
let’s just talk—
basic old,
statistical fucking certainties 💫✨
because this scenario?
predictable
as the goddamn air you breathe.
annnnndddddd—
fucking foreseeable as shit ✨🕊️
—
ok so.
this is about
inevitable numbers.
because?
y’all are out here
recruiting hundreds. 😎🤙✨
and—
(as you fucking know)
some are partnered
so,
a predictable
fucking percentage
are also…
experiencing dv
this fucking year.
🤪🤷♂️✨
almost all
dv cases
include financial abuse.
😶🌫️ 👉🤡✨
but you presumably
have fucking training—
a goddamn screening process?
at least some…
fucking oversight?
right? 💫
god fucking dammit. 🤡💩
………..
lmfao.
so.
put those facts together = predictable, recurring harm.
end of fucking story. 💫
—
but for factual sake—
let’s run through
the fucking straight audacity.
because you’re really out here trying to set
a legal fucking standard that declares:
we know we built this shit,
but…🤡🔧💥
✶ “no duty” 🥺✨
✶ “no supervision” 🥺✨
✶ “no accountability” 🥺✨
…????
👉👈🥺✨
ok.
yo—all
while funneling
unlicensed trainees 💥
straight onto
vulnerable fucking families?
🤡🔧💥 🤦🏻♂️
ok so,
that’s fucking bullshit.
and sounds legally—
dumb as fuck,
even for my baby brain.
honestly?
feels more like
malpractice
duped up
as a fucking defense.
🙏👼💫
—
run it. 🤡💩
★ the blatant fucking numbers★
➝ you recruit 125+ in colorado every year.
➝ ~60% partnered.
➝ 5–10% of those households are in active dv.
➝ 99% of dv cases = financial abuse. 🤡💩💫
fucking translation:
4–8 families/year, ✨
goddamn guaranteed,
get hit by the exact
same financial trap💫 ✨
you fucking designed.
✨🤡🔧💥
but you’re telling me
“no duty”? 🤡✨
that’s silly shit.
nah.
that’s not a loophole.
that’s a fucking confession.
because
obviously—
y’all are smarter than i am,
so you know,
this shit looks bad.
and yo,
it’s big.
and homie—
that shit’s patterned.
🎪🤡🤡🤡✨
and i think maybe…
they’ll see it too.
😅 ✨
—
ok so
big dawg✨—
you don’t get to:
✶ gaslight epidemiology.
✶ blow off the 99% co-occurrence rates.
✶ hide behind “we couldn’t have known.”
when the math says ➝ yes, you fucking did.✨
★ “no duty” 😇🕊️✨
aka fucking clown shit logic
(legal hit list for the weak)
baby,
you can’t plead
“no duty” 🎪😅✨
when the
structure itself
gives notice and control:
✦ foreseeability 😅 — your hiring +
in-office model makes dv victims
statistically guaranteed each year.
that’s notice.
✦ control 😅 — you fucking design onboarding,
mentorship, compensation, and
goddamn policy assignment.
you could stop it. you chose not to.
✦ benefit 😅 — baby, you were the only one fucking winning.
you profit from spouse-funded policies while denying
the funding spouse visibility. profit + control = fucking responsibility.
✦ omission 😅 = actionable — inducing funding
and then withholding clearly relevant info
is not neutral; it’s an omission that
creates the fucking risk you could have prevented.
say it obviously: ✨foreseeable risk✨ + corporate control + profit motive = ✨duty to supervise and mitigate.✨
—back to
✶ the goddamn disrespect ✶
to my
white guys 🫣✨
in awkward
fucking polos,
are you fucking serious?
you run
a goddamn pipeline
where spouses are induced
to fund but
blocked from visibility. 💫✨
you’ve got
fucking epidemiology
saying 5–8 families
in colorado
every goddamn year
get financially fucking exploited
under that exact setup. 💫✨
and your defense
is “no duty”? 😇✨
that’s some highly disrespectful shit. 🎪✨
—
what you mean to say:
the damage is—
🪄✨inevitable.
🪄✨annual.
🪄 ✨foreseeable.
🪄 ✨and now?
actionable as fuck. 💫
the math:
✶ the pipeline math
➝ ~5,000 hires nationally every fucking year.
➝ ~10 colorado offices (2.5% slice).
➝ that’s ~125 recruits, minimum, in colorado annually.
✶ partnered households
➝ ~60% of u.s. adults are married / cohabiting.
➝ that’s ~72–84 partnered recruits per year.
✶ dv prevalence (past 12 months, conservative floor)
➝ 5–10% of partnered adults.
➝ that’s ~4–8 households per year, every year.
✶ financial abuse rate in dv
➝ 99 fucking %.
➝ every single one of those 4–8 families gets financially goddamn trapped.
➝ not “maybe.” not “rare.” fucking absolutely guaranteed.
