🔥 securities violations but make it girlboss. ✨👱‍♀️🏆✨

💀 under SEC Rule 17a‑4 and FINRA 3110,
every securities communication and client interaction
has to be fucking preserved.

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deleting it after a litigation hold = spoliation.
a clown ass supervisor running a financial meeting with a client
without fucking logging it??? = fraud + breach of fiduciary duty.

💀💀 a regulatory crisis motherfuckers—

🎤✨

pathological predator

→ deleted her entire instagram
→ after you served a preservation notice
→ while comms happened while she was your assigned financial rep
→ after conducting off-channel, undocumented securities convos
while facilitating an IRA transfer and policy enrollment
and keeping in contact with your husband, the fugitive cokehead she was maybe screwing!??!

felony-adjacent behavior #1:
deleting off-channel comms about securities = spoliation
especially when you know you’re being sued = sanctions + criminal referral

(and mama we got screenshots. 📸)

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the short, cranky, 2010’s karen-haircut “boss bitch”
(the supervisor, the bonus buster, potentially an evil robot)

→ conducted a “thorough financial breakdown” immediately
→ directly with you (the wife, pregnant, funding everything)
→ reviewed your assets, goals, retirement planning, the whole thing
→ never logged it!?!
→ never followed up!!? (besides mandating hubby in office, lol)
never fucking reported it?!
→ never disclosed a conflict of interest???
→ and never protected you when your husband spiraled into violence and addiction

…why?

because she didn’t want a record????
because maybe, just maybe, she wasn’t “mentoring” your husband
for six fucking months??—
maybe…
→ she was grooming him.
→ and every record she deleted was
one less fucking document linked back to her.

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these bitches ran
full‑on financial breakdowns with me—
assets,
rollovers,
policies,

fucking retirement planning—
while my husband was
blowing rails in their group chat????
lmfao, nahhh—
and these bitches never logged it?!?!
have corporate answering “no securities”!?

under oath?!?
having internal counsel—
out here looking like
a fucking warheads candy caricature???
bro’s like
”…why…didn’t...you…put…that in your complaint?!”

BABY…
why…don’t…you…
have a fucking goddamn record?!

YO RECORD KEEPING 101 GODDAMN

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LMFAO.

fuckkkkk—
oh shit.


they never disclosed shit.
never recorded shit.
never filed a compliance fucking nothing.

nada babe.

…no one filed
a single damn compliance note?

not even once?
that’s not “disorganization”
that’s deliberate fucking erasure
or blatant fucking stupidity—
to protect their dicks and their licenses.

✨👱‍♀️🏆✨

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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